Democrats Suddenly Care About David Ellison’s Stuff Now
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the drama surrounding Paramount’s deal to buy Warner…
Author: Big Elephant
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
Billionaires Buy Lakers Because They Clearly Need More Money
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – former Disney CEO Bob Iger and venture capitalist Josh Kushner…
Inflation Slows Down Because Apparently That’s A Thing Now
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest inflation numbers, and I have to say, it’s not all doom…
Federal Case Against Luigi Mangione Gets Its Day
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Luigi Mangione, the 28-year-old who’s been making headlines lately. He’s scheduled to appear…
Triple Threat Tuesday For Death Row Inmates Nationwide
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Tennessee, Alabama, and Oklahoma are planning to execute inmates on the…
Burger Wars Reheat Thanks to Whopper’s Existence Apparently
I’m sitting here sipping my coffee, reading about Burger King’s latest sales numbers, and I have to say, it’s a…
US Embassies Downsize Due To Sudden Case Of Diplomatic Indigestion
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The State Department is getting ready for a long haul in…
ICE Drops $20 Million on Shocking Fashion Statement Gloves
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) agents may soon be equipped with…
Because You Clearly Need More Debt
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Powerball jackpot, which has now reached an estimated $1 billion after…
Oil Flowing Normally Again Except When It’s Not
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Energy Secretary Chris Wright’s latest claim that oil exports from the Middle…