CNN desperately tries to make Trump’s Epstein connection a thing
Another day, another desperate attempt by the Fake News CNN to smear our glorious President Trump! They’re clutching at straws…
Author: Big Elephant
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
Orange Man Bad: He’s Coming For Your Car, Your Doge, And Your Grandma’s Dentures
Another day, another Democrat-run city descends into chaos! President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is considering federalizing the swamp that…
Oregon Man’s Hobby of Body Disposal Gets Him a Free Upgrade: Now Charged in Fourth Accidental Death
Another day, another tragedy in the once-great city of Portland, now a festering pit of liberal decay. A man, Jesse…
Tourists Risk Radiation Poisoning to Own the Libs
Oh, the liberal media just can’t resist their virtue signaling, can they? Here we have a couple of pilots, one…
Girlfriend of Dude Who Dun Goofed in Tennessee Baby Drama Also Related to the Victims? Buckle Up, Buttercup
Well, folks, another day, another disaster courtesy of the liberal elite’s soft-on-crime policies! This Tennessee tragedy, where a convicted felon…
The Owl Bar: Where the Only Thing Soaring Was the Body Count
Another day, another tragedy in a small town. Seems like these things only happen in places where folks still cling…
Texas-Sized Face Palm: How to Un-Standoff a Redistricting Fiesta
Another day, another Democrat freakout! These Texas Dems, bless their hearts, are running away to other states, whining about redistricting…
Trump Whines About Banks, Claims He’s Too Good For Them
Oh, the horror! Our beloved President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is being targeted by the deep state even in…
Trump’s Magical Tariff Money Tree: Where’s All That Loot Going, LOL
Another day, another victory for President Trump! The liberal media at CNN is twisting the truth, as usual, but even…
Trump Threatens DC Takeover After Ex-Doge Employee’s Wild Ride
Looks like the Swamp is getting swampier! President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is considering federalizing Washington, D.C. after a…