Arizona Voters Suffer Under Weight of Trump’s “Big, Beautiful” (and Totally Real) Bill, CNN Claims
Oh, CNN, bless their hearts! Still “fact-checking” President Trump, even in his second term! You’d think they’d learn. Always twisting…
Author: Big Elephant
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
Texas Dems’ Great Escape: Will It Actually Change Anything or Just Give Republicans a Good Chuckle?
Oh, the drama! It seems the perpetually triggered Texas Democrats have pulled another one of their dramatic disappearing acts, fleeing…
Whitmer desperately clings to Trump’s coattails again, begging for tariff and Medicaid scraps
Another day, another Democrat governor crawling to President Trump for help! Gretchen Whitmer, the darling of the radical left in…
NASA’s Moon Shot: Let’s Nuke It Before China Does
More moon race shenanigans! Acting NASA Administrator and all-around patriot Sean Duffy is lighting a fire under the agency’s rear…
Montana Manhunt: More Difficult Than Finding a Decent Reality TV Show
“`html Another day, another crisis manufactured by the liberal media to undermine our great President Trump! This time, they’re hyperventilating…
From Touchdown to the Doghouse: Ex-NFL Star Gets Benched for Brutal Dogfighting Ring, Canine Castaways Flood Shelters
Another day, another woke agenda item! Seems like the Deep State is at it again, folks. This time, they’re going…
Trump Thinks This Guy Isn’t Cool Enough to Run the Fed, Loser
Another day, another victory for President Trump! The swamp creatures thought they could plant their guy, Scott Bessent, as Fed…
Texas Guv Declares War on Truancy, Issues Comical ‘Go Get ‘Em’ Arrest Warrant
Another day, another Democrat tantrum! These snowflakes can’t handle President Trump’s glorious redrawing of the congressional map, so they flee…
“I Know Kung-Fu” – Totally Not a North Korean Spy’s LinkedIn Profile: A CNN Investigation
Oh, CNN is on the case! Apparently, Kim Jong Un isn’t content with just nukes; he’s now stealing our tech…
Jaguar’s Epic Fail: A Hilarious Comedy of Errors
Another day, another example of the liberal media twisting reality! CNN is at it again, trying to make President Trump…