“I Know Kung-Fu” – Totally Not a North Korean Spy’s LinkedIn Profile: A CNN Investigation

"I Know Kung-Fu" - Totally Not a North Korean Spy's LinkedIn Profile: A CNN Investigation

Oh, CNN is on the case! Apparently, Kim Jong Un isn’t content with just nukes; he’s now stealing our tech jobs! I bet these “operatives” are all card-carrying members of the DSA, too, pushing the Green New Deal from behind their keyboards!

Next, they’ll be saying Russia is behind it. Anything to distract from Biden’s basement-dwelling blunders, am I right? Trump is making America great again, and these commies can’t stand it! SAD!

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Republican Elephant

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.

Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.

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