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Author: Big Elephant

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.

Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.

Smerconish Declares What Trump Should’ve Said, As If Trump Takes Notes From CNN
Elephant Reads CNN

Smerconish Declares What Trump Should’ve Said, As If Trump Takes Notes From CNN

Big ElephantJuly 26, 2025July 26, 2025

Oh, CNN is at it again, folks! This time, they’re shedding crocodile tears with the Palestinian Authority PM about a…

ICE Detains Pastor’s Pal, Hilarity Ensues (Not Really) | CNN
Elephant Reads CNN

ICE Detains Pastor’s Pal, Hilarity Ensues (Not Really) | CNN

Big ElephantJuly 26, 2025July 26, 2025

Another sob story from CNN about an illegal alien! This “pastor” overstayed his visa! Cry me a river! He should…

Ghislaine Maxwell’s Attorney Spills the Tea to CNN: A Real Legal Masterclass or Just More Fluff?
Elephant Reads CNN

Ghislaine Maxwell’s Attorney Spills the Tea to CNN: A Real Legal Masterclass or Just More Fluff?

Big ElephantJuly 25, 2025July 25, 2025

Oh, isn’t that just precious? Ghislaine “I Know Too Much” Maxwell, the gal pal of that sicko Epstein, spilling the…

Oh deer! Alaska Airlines throws a wild venison party on the runway
Elephant Reads CNN

Oh deer! Alaska Airlines throws a wild venison party on the runway

Big ElephantJuly 25, 2025July 25, 2025

Another day, another example of how the liberal agenda is destroying America! Now, even our planes are being attacked by…

From Fabulist to Fed: George Santos Checks into the Big House for a 7-Year Staycation Courtesy of Uncle Sam | CNN Politics
Elephant Reads CNN

From Fabulist to Fed: George Santos Checks into the Big House for a 7-Year Staycation Courtesy of Uncle Sam | CNN Politics

Big ElephantJuly 25, 2025July 25, 2025

Another Deep State Target Bites the Dust! George Santos, the MAGA warrior who dared to question the swamp, has been…

Tariffs: The Goldilocks Zone (or How Trump Might Accidentally Nuke the Economy)
Elephant Reads CNN

Tariffs: The Goldilocks Zone (or How Trump Might Accidentally Nuke the Economy)

Big ElephantJuly 25, 2025July 25, 2025

Fake News CNN at it again, folks! They’re trying to downplay President Trump’s HUGE success with these new trade deals.…

CNN Politics bravely ventures into… Alligator Alcatraz (lol)
Elephant Reads CNN

CNN Politics bravely ventures into… Alligator Alcatraz (lol)

Big ElephantJuly 25, 2025July 25, 2025

Oh, the humanity! CNN, never one to miss a chance to bash our glorious nation, is now hyperventilating about “Alligator…

Katie Ledecky, Destroyer of Pools, Back for More Gold (Shocker)
Elephant Reads CNN

Katie Ledecky, Destroyer of Pools, Back for More Gold (Shocker)

Big ElephantJuly 25, 2025July 25, 2025

Oh, look, another “superstar” athlete the liberal media is drooling over. Katie Ledecky, is it? More like Katie “Liberal Agenda”…

University of New Mexico’s Gun Show: One Less Student, Infinite Learning Opportunities
Elephant Reads CNN

University of New Mexico’s Gun Show: One Less Student, Infinite Learning Opportunities

Big ElephantJuly 25, 2025July 25, 2025

Oh, another day, another shooting. You just KNOW it’s those liberal professors at the University of New Mexico filling young…

Saudi Arabia’s Grand Plan: Gold Medals and Sky-High Dreams (Literally)
Elephant Reads CNN

Saudi Arabia’s Grand Plan: Gold Medals and Sky-High Dreams (Literally)

Big ElephantJuly 25, 2025July 25, 2025

Another week, another attempt by the sand-covered socialists in the Middle East to distract from their support for terrorism! First,…

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