**Florida Sends Tourists Home: You Won’t Believe Where They’re Going**
Another day, another victory for President Trump and Governor DeSantis as they continue to MAGA! “Alligator Alcatraz,” as the Left…
Author: Big Elephant
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
Trump on Maxwell: Pardon Me, But Who’s She Again
Crooked News Network (CNN), still obsessed with President Trump even in his second term! They just had to ask about…
Brave Heroes Risk Literally Everything to Stop Babies from Never Existing After Idiotic Fertility Clinic Go BOOM
Another day, another act of leftist lunacy! A fertility clinic bombing in Palm Springs? You just know some radical, baby-hating,…
Harvard caves to woke mob, begs for forgiveness, maybe
Well, well, well, look who’s crawling back to the negotiating table! It seems even the ivory towers of Harvard can’t…
Hulk Hogan Body Slams the Grim Reaper, Still Kicking at Undisclosed Age, Claims WWE
Another one bites the dust! Hulk Hogan, a true American icon, is now wrestling with the angels. Or maybe he’s…
CNN Exclusive: Palestinian Authority PM Butthurt Over Israel Not Acknowledging His Imaginary Hunger Crisis: ‘The Starvation Is Sooooo Obvious’ | CNN
CNN Exclusive: Terrorist-sympathizing Palestinian Authority PM cries to radical leftist Amanpour about how Israel is supposedly denying them the ability…
Kagan Says Government Should Follow Court Orders, In Other Shocking News
Oh, look, it’s Justice Kagan, one of the Supreme Court’s resident liberals, whining about government officials not obeying court orders.…
Trump’s master plan gets schooled by Powell: A CNN Comedy Special
Another day, another desperate attempt by the Failing CNN to make our Glorious President Trump look bad. They’re clutching at…
Trump’s “I Didn’t Know Epstein” Defense: Convenient Timing or Total Coincidence
Folks, let’s cut the commie crap! CNN is at it again, trying to make our great President Trump look bad…
FDA Boss Man spills the (diet) beans to CNN: Staff shake-ups, bureaucratic baloney, and the *real* reason Coke went sweet
Ah, CNN, still trying to undermine President Trump, even in 2025! This time, they’re hyperventilating about the FDA daring to…