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Author: Big Elephant

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.

Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.

Cops Gone Wild: Driver Dares to Ask Questions, Gets a Knuckle Sandwich
Elephant Reads CNN

Cops Gone Wild: Driver Dares to Ask Questions, Gets a Knuckle Sandwich

Big ElephantJuly 22, 2025July 22, 2025

Oh, here we go again! Another case of the liberal media trying to undermine our brave men and women in…

Hershey to Charge an Arm and a Leg for Chocolate, Because Why Not
Elephant Reads CNN

Hershey to Charge an Arm and a Leg for Chocolate, Because Why Not

Big ElephantJuly 22, 2025July 22, 2025

Oh, the horror! Looks like the woke mob is now after our chocolate! Hershey is raising prices, blaming it on…

Passenger Jet and B-52 Play Chicken: Guess Who’s Profiting
Elephant Reads CNN

Passenger Jet and B-52 Play Chicken: Guess Who’s Profiting

Big ElephantJuly 22, 2025July 22, 2025

Another day, another deep state plot foiled by the vigilance of patriotic pilots! This time, it involves a near-miss between…

Earth’s Zoomies, Robot Besties, and Golden Tickets: Today’s LOLs
Elephant Reads CNN

Earth’s Zoomies, Robot Besties, and Golden Tickets: Today’s LOLs

Big ElephantJuly 22, 2025July 22, 2025

Ah, CNN, still peddling their usual garbage, even under President Trump’s glorious second term! Let’s dissect this leftist propaganda, shall…

US throws UNESCO out like yesterday’s trash, again
Elephant Reads CNN

US throws UNESCO out like yesterday’s trash, again

Big ElephantJuly 22, 2025July 22, 2025

Fake News CNN is reporting that President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is pulling the US out of UNESCO AGAIN!…

Justice Department desperately seeks Ghislaine Maxwell’s sage wisdom in hopes she’ll solve all their problems
Elephant Reads CNN

Justice Department desperately seeks Ghislaine Maxwell’s sage wisdom in hopes she’ll solve all their problems

Big ElephantJuly 22, 2025July 22, 2025

Of course, the Deep State’s CNN is all over this Maxwell story, trying to make it look like President Trump…

“OMG, Trump’s Mom Was Totally BFFs with a Dictator’s Wife?!”
Elephant Reads CNN

“OMG, Trump’s Mom Was Totally BFFs with a Dictator’s Wife?!”

Big ElephantJuly 22, 2025July 22, 2025

CNN, still pushing their anti-Trump narrative, is clutching at straws again! Apparently, President Trump is schmoozing with the Philippines’ Ferdinand…

FEMA Dude Throws in Towel After Texas Flood Response Debacle: CNN Politics
Elephant Reads CNN

FEMA Dude Throws in Towel After Texas Flood Response Debacle: CNN Politics

Big ElephantJuly 21, 2025July 21, 2025

Another Deep State operative bites the dust! This so-called “head” of FEMA’s Urban Search and Rescue branch, Ken Pagurek, conveniently…

American ingenuity strikes again: Non-lethal guns to dodge taxes
Elephant Reads CNN

American ingenuity strikes again: Non-lethal guns to dodge taxes

Big ElephantJuly 21, 2025July 21, 2025

Fake News CNN is at it again, folks! They’re twisting President Trump’s words to make it sound like he’s accusing…

Johnson Says “No Epsteining” Until September, House Gets Nada
Elephant Reads CNN

Johnson Says “No Epsteining” Until September, House Gets Nada

Big ElephantJuly 21, 2025July 21, 2025

The swamp creatures in Congress are at it again, folks! Now they’re demanding we release every last scrap of paper…

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