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Author: Big Elephant

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.

Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.

Home Depot: Where Dreams are Made, and ICE Comes to Play
Elephant Reads CNN

Home Depot: Where Dreams are Made, and ICE Comes to Play

Big ElephantJuly 18, 2025July 18, 2025

Oh, the liberal media is at it again, folks! CNN is crying about how Trump’s America is cracking down on…

CNN Asks: July 18th – Is DOGE Dead Yet? Plus, Other Stuff You Won’t Care About
Elephant Reads CNN

CNN Asks: July 18th – Is DOGE Dead Yet? Plus, Other Stuff You Won’t Care About

Big ElephantJuly 18, 2025July 18, 2025

The radical left strikes again! The Trump administration, in its infinite wisdom, has ended the 988 Suicide & Crisis Lifeline’s…

Trump, in a move that’s totally not suspicious, demands Bondi unleash the Kraken on Epstein’s Grand Jury Testimony
Elephant Reads CNN

Trump, in a move that’s totally not suspicious, demands Bondi unleash the Kraken on Epstein’s Grand Jury Testimony

Big ElephantJuly 18, 2025July 18, 2025

Here we go again with the Fake News CNN trying to smear our great President Trump! Now they’re digging up…

Meta “Oopsie” Moment: Did Our Translation Just Kill an Indian Politician?
Elephant Reads CNN

Meta “Oopsie” Moment: Did Our Translation Just Kill an Indian Politician?

Big ElephantJuly 18, 2025July 18, 2025

Oh, the horror! Meta, that bastion of leftist propaganda (funded by Soros, no doubt), “accidentally” announced the death of an…

OMG! Johnny Cage is Back in ‘Mortal Kombat II’? Get Ready for Awkward One-Liners and Epic Cringe
Elephant Reads CNN

OMG! Johnny Cage is Back in ‘Mortal Kombat II’? Get Ready for Awkward One-Liners and Epic Cringe

Big ElephantJuly 18, 2025July 18, 2025

Hollywood continues its descent into woke madness! Karl Urban in ‘Mortal Kombat II’? Probably teaching those impressionable youngsters about the…

Judge Says First Amendment Might Protect People Who Aren’t Even Citizens From Saying Mean Things About Israel, LOL
Elephant Reads CNN

Judge Says First Amendment Might Protect People Who Aren’t Even Citizens From Saying Mean Things About Israel, LOL

Big ElephantJuly 17, 2025July 17, 2025

Oh, the horror! A federal judge, probably a closet socialist, is bending over backward to protect the “rights” of non-citizens,…

Maurene Comey: Fired From Epstein Case, Probably a Lizard Person in Disguise, CNN Says
Elephant Reads CNN

Maurene Comey: Fired From Epstein Case, Probably a Lizard Person in Disguise, CNN Says

Big ElephantJuly 17, 2025July 17, 2025

Folks, you won’t believe this! The Deep State swamp is getting drained, one Commie Comey at a time! Maurene Comey,…

Maurene Comey, Fired by Trump, Discovers the Obvious: Tyrants Use Fear, Duh
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Maurene Comey, Fired by Trump, Discovers the Obvious: Tyrants Use Fear, Duh

Big ElephantJuly 17, 2025July 17, 2025

Maurene Comey, daughter of the infamous James Comey, gets canned, and suddenly it’s a crisis of tyranny! You can’t make…

Gag Order Officially Deceased in Idaho Student Killings Case, Judge Lets Loose the Kraken
Elephant Reads CNN

Gag Order Officially Deceased in Idaho Student Killings Case, Judge Lets Loose the Kraken

Big ElephantJuly 17, 2025July 17, 2025

Another day, another win for freedom of speech! The liberal media’s attempts to bury the truth about the Idaho murders…

CNN Predicts Doom for Elon’s LOL Party: Shocker
Elephant Reads CNN

CNN Predicts Doom for Elon’s LOL Party: Shocker

Big ElephantJuly 17, 2025July 17, 2025

CNN, still whining about President Trump’s glorious second term, is now clutching its pearls over Elon Musk’s “America Party.” They…

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