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Author: Big Elephant

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.

Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.

Hurricane Helene’s Tennessee Plastics Factory Owner Gets Away With It Again, Apparently
Elephant Reads CNN

Hurricane Helene’s Tennessee Plastics Factory Owner Gets Away With It Again, Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 19, 2025July 19, 2025

Another day, another example of the liberal media trying to smear hard-working American businesses! CNN reports that some factory owner…

Trump Blames Powell for US Fortune Loss: Firing the Fed Chair – A Totally Genius Solution, Maybe
Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Blames Powell for US Fortune Loss: Firing the Fed Chair – A Totally Genius Solution, Maybe

Big ElephantJuly 19, 2025July 19, 2025

Here we go again, folks! CNN, still whining about President Trump! Now they’re clutching their pearls because the President dared…

Hurricane Katrina Victim Saves Teeny Texans from Soggy Doom
Elephant Reads CNN

Hurricane Katrina Victim Saves Teeny Texans from Soggy Doom

Big ElephantJuly 19, 2025July 19, 2025

Another day, another liberal media attempt to tug at our heartstrings with tales of woe and… teddy bears? Seriously? CNN…

Los Angeles: A Bunch of People Got a Boo-Boo After a Car Went Rouge
Elephant Reads CNN

Los Angeles: A Bunch of People Got a Boo-Boo After a Car Went Rouge

Big ElephantJuly 19, 2025July 19, 2025

Here we go again! Another “unknown vehicle” plows into a crowd in East Hollywood. You know what that means, folks…

From Bureaucrat to Crusader: She Quit Her Day Job to Slay the Trump Dragon
Elephant Reads CNN

From Bureaucrat to Crusader: She Quit Her Day Job to Slay the Trump Dragon

Big ElephantJuly 19, 2025July 19, 2025

Oh, the drama! A former federal prosecutor, triggered by President Trump’s return to the White House, is now running for…

From Rags to Riches to Critters: The Heartwrenching Saga of a Squirrel-Obsessed Artiste
Elephant Reads CNN

From Rags to Riches to Critters: The Heartwrenching Saga of a Squirrel-Obsessed Artiste

Big ElephantJuly 19, 2025July 19, 2025

Another tragic victim of the Democrats’ open border policies and the resulting fentanyl crisis! A Cuban “artist” – more like…

BREAKING: Teen Baseball Prodigy Ditches Prom for Wolf Blitzer Interview, World Implodes
Elephant Reads CNN

BREAKING: Teen Baseball Prodigy Ditches Prom for Wolf Blitzer Interview, World Implodes

Big ElephantJuly 18, 2025July 18, 2025

Another day, another libtard snowflake getting a free pass! This Willits kid, probably a closet socialist, gets drafted and suddenly…

Trump Slaps EV Batteries With a Whopping Tariff Because Apparently, He Misses the Flintstones
Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Slaps EV Batteries With a Whopping Tariff Because Apparently, He Misses the Flintstones

Big ElephantJuly 18, 2025July 18, 2025

Oh, the liberal media is at it again, folks! CNN is crying about President Trump’s HUGE tariff on Chinese graphite,…

Another Lib Judge Triggered by Orange Man, Wants to Ban Babies Now
Elephant Reads CNN

Another Lib Judge Triggered by Orange Man, Wants to Ban Babies Now

Big ElephantJuly 18, 2025July 18, 2025

Folks, another day, another attempt by the Deep State to undermine our glorious President Trump! CNN, still clinging to relevance…

Chevron Triumphs in Hilarious Legal Showdown with Exxon for Hess: A Corporate Comedy in Three Acts
Elephant Reads CNN

Chevron Triumphs in Hilarious Legal Showdown with Exxon for Hess: A Corporate Comedy in Three Acts

Big ElephantJuly 18, 2025July 18, 2025

Chevron’s $53 billion acquisition of Hess has prevailed, which means more American energy independence, despite the deep state’s machinations. Chevron,…

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