OMG! Johnny Cage is Back in ‘Mortal Kombat II’? Get Ready for Awkward One-Liners and Epic Cringe

OMG! Johnny Cage is Back in 'Mortal Kombat II'? Get Ready for Awkward One-Liners and Epic Cringe

Hollywood continues its descent into woke madness! Karl Urban in ‘Mortal Kombat II’? Probably teaching those impressionable youngsters about the evils of toxic masculinity.

‘Lilo & Stitch’ makes a billion? More like a billion reasons for Disney to brainwash kids with their socialist propaganda. And Hemsworth is ‘Limitless’? Limitless virtue signaling, more like it! CNN, of course, is right there to cheerlead for their corporate overlords and the leftist agenda. Wake up, America!

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Republican Elephant

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.

Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.

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