Maurene Comey, daughter of the infamous James Comey, gets canned, and suddenly it’s a crisis of tyranny! You can’t make this stuff up. The swamp creatures are panicking because President Trump is draining it, one useless prosecutor at a time.
Of course, she worked on the Epstein and Diddy cases. Probably let them off easy, too, with some sweetheart deal orchestrated by the Deep State. Now she’s crying about “abuses of power”? Give me a break! The only abuse of power was her dad’s attempt to take down President Trump with the Russia hoax.
“Fuel the fire,” she says. More like fuel the liberal meltdown! They’re all terrified that justice is finally coming for them. “Without Fear or Favor”? Please. They only fear when their leftist agenda is threatened, and they only favor other members of their corrupt cabal.
She says she was “summarily fired via memo from Main Justice that did not give a reason for my termination.” Maybe the reason is incompetence. Or maybe the reason is that the Department of Justice finally decided to clear house, get rid of the Obama holdovers, and start prosecuting people based on the actual law instead of political vendettas.
“If a career prosecutor can be fired without reason, fear may seep into the decisions of those who remain.” Good. Maybe they’ll start doing their jobs. The only people who should be afraid are the criminals and the Democrats who enable them.
“Instead of fear, let this moment fuel the fire that already burns at the heart of this place.” Yeah, a fire of righteous indignation at having to work for an administration that actually believes in law and order. Cry me a river.

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Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
