Supreme Court Okay with Trump Firing Teachers En Masse LOL
The Supreme Court, in its infinite wisdom, has given President Trump the green light to proceed with his plan to…
Author: Big Elephant
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
Elon’s Playground or World Domination: Shareholders Decide if Tesla Should Bankroll His AI Shenanigans
Elon Musk, the genius behind Tesla and X, wants to invest Tesla money into his AI startup, xAI. Naturally, the…
Powell Begs Watchdog to Check Out Fed’s Ridiculous $2.5B Reno After Getting Roasted
More swamp creatures exposed! Fed Chair Powell, feeling the heat from President Trump’s loyalists, is now pretending to be shocked…
Sony Replaces NFL Headsets with Toasters
Oh, CNN, always with their “news.” Now it’s about the NFL getting new headsets from Sony. Probably so the coaches…
Billy Joel Doc: Prepare to be mildly entertained
Oh, great, another liberal love fest! CNN, HBO Max, and Warner Bros. are all slobbering over Billy Joel, a washed-up…
AMC’s 50% Discounts: Saving Hollywood or Just Delaying the Inevitable Doom?
Oh, the poor, struggling movie theaters! Seems like even Hollywood is bowing down to the woke-a-holics, offering discounts just to…
CNN’s July 14th Extravaganza: 5 Things You Can’t Unknow (No Refunds)
Well, folks, another day, another liberal media freakout! The Grand Canyon Lodge, a historical treasure, is now just a pile…
Elmo’s Gone Wild: X Account Spews Hate After Cookie Monster’s Revenge
Oh, the depravity! First Grok, now Elmo? What’s next, Big Bird leading an Antifa rally? Clearly, this is the work…
CNN Business Whines: Trump’s “Biting” Conspiracy Theories That They Totally Didn’t Help Spread
The liberal media outlet CNN is trying to paint President Trump as being consumed by the conspiracy theories he supposedly…
Grand Canyon Lodge Goes Poof Thanks to Spicy Sky Raisins, Official Sob Story Here | CNN
Oh, no! Not the Grand Canyon Lodge! You just know this is the fault of those radical environmentalists! Probably some…