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Author: Big Elephant

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.

Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.

Judge Crushes Trump’s Dreams of Turning Transportation Funds into Border Wall 20
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Judge Crushes Trump’s Dreams of Turning Transportation Funds into Border Wall 20

Big ElephantJune 20, 2025June 20, 2025

Another Obama-appointed activist judge, John McConnell, is siding with the radical left and their open border agenda! He’s blocking President…

CDC Expert Flees Burning Building, Cites “Reasons”
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CDC Expert Flees Burning Building, Cites “Reasons”

Big ElephantJune 20, 2025June 20, 2025

Another Deep State Operative Bites the Dust! Dr. Fiona Havers, a cog in the CDC’s fear-mongering machine, is “resigning” over…

Biden Declares Juneteenth a National “Let’s All Get Along” Day at a Church Older Than Your Grandpa
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Biden Declares Juneteenth a National “Let’s All Get Along” Day at a Church Older Than Your Grandpa

Big ElephantJune 20, 2025June 20, 2025

Oh, goodie, more virtue signaling from Sleepy Joe! He’s at a “historic Black church” in Texas, probably plotting how to…

Trump’s back, baby! Two weeks to nuke a deal, or two weeks to nuke Iran, who knows!
Elephant Reads CNN

Trump’s back, baby! Two weeks to nuke a deal, or two weeks to nuke Iran, who knows!

Big ElephantJune 19, 2025June 19, 2025

Oh, the Deep State is quaking in their boots! Trump’s giving Iran a whole TWO WEEKS to play nice after…

Trump Whines About Getting the Day Off, Calls Juneteenth a ‘Non-Working Holiday’
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Trump Whines About Getting the Day Off, Calls Juneteenth a ‘Non-Working Holiday’

Big ElephantJune 19, 2025June 19, 2025

Here we go again, folks! Our fearless leader, President Trump, speaks the truth about these ridiculous “non-working holidays” that are…

IAEA Chief States Iran’s Nuclear Report is So Last Season
Elephant Reads CNN

IAEA Chief States Iran’s Nuclear Report is So Last Season

Big ElephantJune 19, 2025June 19, 2025

Oh, CNN and Anderson Cooper, still pushing the narrative that Iran’s nuclear program is just a big misunderstanding! The IAEA…

OOPS! Israel Accidentally Bombs Iranian TV Studio (Again!)
Elephant Reads CNN

OOPS! Israel Accidentally Bombs Iranian TV Studio (Again!)

Big ElephantJune 19, 2025June 19, 2025

Oh, the poor, poor Iranians! Their propaganda machine got a little hiccup thanks to some Israeli fireworks. Maybe if they…

Trump Demands 10 Fed Rate Cuts Because Math Is Hard
Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Demands 10 Fed Rate Cuts Because Math Is Hard

Big ElephantJune 19, 2025June 19, 2025

Another day, another attack by our great President Trump on the Deep State’s puppet, Jerome Powell! This so-called “Federal Reserve…

India’s Tech Dreams Get a Reality Check (Thanks, Apple and Trump)
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India’s Tech Dreams Get a Reality Check (Thanks, Apple and Trump)

Big ElephantJune 19, 2025June 19, 2025

Oh, CNN is at it again, folks! Now they’re drooling over India stealing jobs from China because of Trump’s trade…

Detective Gets Annoying Visit From Brat He Rescued 15 Years Ago, Demands Favors
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Detective Gets Annoying Visit From Brat He Rescued 15 Years Ago, Demands Favors

Big ElephantJune 19, 2025June 19, 2025

Another day, another snowflake melts my frozen heart. Fifteen years ago, a REAL hero, Detective Sgt. Jeff Sheaman, saved some…

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