Bad Bunny’s Puerto Rico Residency: A Political Statement or Just a Really Long Vacation
Oh, the excitement! Puerto Rico is having a “Bad Bunny mania” because some commie rapper is doing a residency. I’m…
Author: Big Elephant
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
CBS Eyes Potential Free Press Acquisition: Is This the End of Journalistic Integrity or Just Another Billionaire’s Plaything
Oh, the Deep State is quaking in their boots! David Ellison, soon-to-be overlord of Paramount, is sniffing around Bari Weiss…
El Chapo Jr Admits to Being a Really Bad Cook (of Meth)
Another win for President Trump’s strong border security! “El Chapo’s” son pleads guilty to drug trafficking charges. Of course, this…
FBI Deputy Director Has a Case of the Mondays Amidst the Great Epstein File Dump of ’24
Fake News CNN at it Again! They’re reporting that Deputy FBI Director and true patriot Dan Bongino is considering resigning…
OMG! Trump Dumped Putin Like a Bad Tinder Date?! CNN Freaks Out!
Fake News CNN is at it again, folks! They’re trying to spin President Trump’s masterful diplomacy with Russia into some…
Sleep Apnea Treatment So Bad It’s Good: CNN Asks the Real Questions
Ah, CNN, always on the cutting edge of… sleep? Apparently, folks are dozing off and the liberal elite are on…
CNN Politics Gets Owned by Mahmoud Khalil’s ICE Detention Facility Truth Bomb
Another day, another sob story on Fake News CNN! This time, they’re platforming some “pro-Palestinian activist” who got a free…
CNN Asks: Can a Stuffed Animal Save You From Drowning? A Chaplain’s Take
Oh, CNN, never change. Now they’re telling us a teddy bear can comfort flood victims. I’m sure those conservatives in…
Samsung plunges into the abyss of AI-powered earrings and necklaces because why not
Oh, CNN is reporting that Samsung is looking into AI-powered earrings and necklaces? Sounds like the perfect way for the…
SALT Deduction Shenanigans: Who Gets Richer (and Who Cries into Their Tax Return)
Oh, the liberal media is at it again, trying to make our great President Trump’s tax cuts sound complicated! It’s…