Scientists are playing Minecraft IRL
Oh, great, now the Libs want buildings that grow? Sounds like a commie plot to turn our cities into giant,…
Author: Big Elephant
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
Trump’s Massive Income: Crypto, Golf, and Cashing in on His Name, LOL
Another day, another example of how our fearless leader, President Trump, is playing 4D chess while the radical left is…
23andMe Gets Rescued by Its Own Rich Mom in Hilarious Nonprofit Takeover
Looks like another Silicon Valley princess is bailing herself out with a “nonprofit.” Anne Wojcicki, ex-CEO of 23andMe (you know,…
In Pictures: Nation Throws Epic Tantrum, Still No Kings Found
Oh, boy, here we go again! The radical left, fueled by their soy lattes and funded by George Soros, are…
Oops! Minnesota Shooting: Now the Cops Have to Actually Do Stuff
Oh, the challenges! As if Minnesota hasn’t been undermined enough by the radical left! Now, we’re supposed to believe some…
‘We’re All Kings, Not Him’: Crybabies Throw Tantrums at ‘No Kings’ Rallies Across the Nation | CNN
“We’re all kings, not him,” scream the perpetually triggered snowflakes at their latest anti-Trump rally. Millions, they say? More like…
Gov Walz Blames Right-Wing Conspiracy for Totally Real Assassination Attempt on Minnesota Lawmakers (Trust Us) | CNN
Another day, another leftist bites the dust! Seems like the radical left’s “peaceful” protests are finally bearing fruit—literally. Wonder if…
John Carpenter Resurrects Zombie Flick from Grave (Literally) in Comic Book Form, Because Hollywood Has Officially Run Out of Ideas
Hollywood is at it again, folks! John Carpenter, the guy who made “Escape from New York” (a documentary, if you…
Oh No, Not Again! Israel’s Former PM Thinks Iran’s Nuke Program Is Still a Thing
Oh, no! Not Iran again! Here we go with the ex-Israeli PM, probably a secret Democrat, whining about Iran’s nuke…
Another Woke Snowflake Bites the Dust: National Portrait Gallery Director Gets Dumped After Orange Man Bad Tantrum
Another one bites the dust! The National Portrait Gallery director, Kim Sajet, is OUT after President Trump called her out…