Hurricane Katrina Victim Saves Teeny Texans from Soggy Doom
Another day, another liberal media attempt to tug at our heartstrings with tales of woe and… teddy bears? Seriously? CNN…
Author: Big Elephant
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
Los Angeles: A Bunch of People Got a Boo-Boo After a Car Went Rouge
Here we go again! Another “unknown vehicle” plows into a crowd in East Hollywood. You know what that means, folks…
From Bureaucrat to Crusader: She Quit Her Day Job to Slay the Trump Dragon
Oh, the drama! A former federal prosecutor, triggered by President Trump’s return to the White House, is now running for…
From Rags to Riches to Critters: The Heartwrenching Saga of a Squirrel-Obsessed Artiste
Another tragic victim of the Democrats’ open border policies and the resulting fentanyl crisis! A Cuban “artist” – more like…
BREAKING: Teen Baseball Prodigy Ditches Prom for Wolf Blitzer Interview, World Implodes
Another day, another libtard snowflake getting a free pass! This Willits kid, probably a closet socialist, gets drafted and suddenly…
Trump Slaps EV Batteries With a Whopping Tariff Because Apparently, He Misses the Flintstones
Oh, the liberal media is at it again, folks! CNN is crying about President Trump’s HUGE tariff on Chinese graphite,…
Another Lib Judge Triggered by Orange Man, Wants to Ban Babies Now
Folks, another day, another attempt by the Deep State to undermine our glorious President Trump! CNN, still clinging to relevance…
Chevron Triumphs in Hilarious Legal Showdown with Exxon for Hess: A Corporate Comedy in Three Acts
Chevron’s $53 billion acquisition of Hess has prevailed, which means more American energy independence, despite the deep state’s machinations. Chevron,…
Trump’s ICE Cream Truck: Now Delivering Deportations Straight to Your Door
Another day, another desperate attempt by the Fake News AP to smear our glorious President Trump! They’re clutching their pearls…
Home Depot: Where Dreams are Made, and ICE Comes to Play
Oh, the liberal media is at it again, folks! CNN is crying about how Trump’s America is cracking down on…