Trump Takes Ax To Election Assistance Commission Leadership Suddenly
Folks, I’m sitting here with my morning coffee, reading about the White House firing the leadership of the Election Assistance…
Author: Big Elephant
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
Israel saves Trump from Iranian hitmen because of course they did
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this one. Apparently, Israel shared some intel with…
GOP Nominates Humanitarian With ‘High-Risk’ Label, Because That’s Going Well
I was sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news from Colorado, where Marine veteran Victor Marx has won…
Graham Platner quits Senate bid suddenly becomes less interesting
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Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Senate Judiciary Chair Chuck Grassley is giving FBI Director Kash Patel…
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Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – Federal Reserve Chairman Kevin Warsh just unveiled the members of…
Guard Shooter Now Fighting For Right To Three Meals A Day
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest update on the accused National Guard shooter, Rahmanullah Lakanwal, and…
Maine Democrats Scramble To Replace Guy They Apparently Had
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this Maine Senate nomination process, and let me…
Trump Touts Mysteriously Affordable Gas Stations To The Delighted Public
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is touting a new chain of gas stations…
DOJ Keeps Epstein’s Ranch Secrets Under Wraps
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. New Mexico Attorney General Raúl Torrez is going after the US…