Trump Team’s Court Contempt Finally Gets Its Day
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the Trump administration is having a hard time…
Author: Big Elephant
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
Jon Stewart Sticking Around For More Presidential Chaos Apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Jon Stewart’s new deal with Comedy Central, and I have to say,…
Trump Proposes Rebranding New Mexico As New America Because Why Not
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is at it again, suggesting that New Mexico…
GOP Furious At Suggestion Their Reputation Might Scare Off Interns
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Democratic Sen. Elissa Slotkin is in hot water after suggesting that…
Prohibition Era Law Faces Supreme Test After 150 Years
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it turns out that there’s a 160-year-old federal law that…
Pentagon Wins Right to Restart 9/11 Trial Chaos
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Supreme Court has decided not to review the decision to…
Trump Still Golfing Despite Lawsuits Because Priorities
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest plan to renovate a public golf course in Washington, DC,…
Kennedy Center Art Faces Uncertain Future Because Renovations
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to make sense of this whole Kennedy Center debacle. It seems that during…
ICE Incident Injures US Citizen Because That’s Totally Their Job
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest incident involving Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) in Long Beach, California,…
Deportation Protections Remain For Ukrainian And Sudanese Immigrants Temporarily Somehow
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest twist in the immigration saga, and I have to say,…