Silicon Valley Thinks Everything Is Secret Govt Mind Control Now
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest controversy surrounding AI data centers, and I have to say, it’s…
Author: Big Elephant
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
Dolly Parton’s Business Empire Saves Appalachia One Rhinestone At Time
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the incredible life of Dolly Parton, who passed away this week. Folks, she…
Thrill Seekers Trade Roller Coaster for Hospital Bed
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest roller coaster debacle, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading…
GOP Fears Trump’s Midterm Bash Will Be Total Snooze Fest
So, I’m reading this article about the upcoming Republican Midterm Convention, and I have to say, it’s quite the spectacle.…
Trump’s Record Keeping Skills Apparently Optional Now
Folks, I’m sipping on my coffee and reading about the latest drama surrounding the National Archives and the Trump administration.…
Khalid Sheikh Mohammed Finally Gets Court Date After 20 Year Wait
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest update on the trial of Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, the mastermind…
Ex-Marine Caught With Ammo On Trump’s Golf Course Gets Lucky Break
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A judge in California has suspended criminal charges against a former…
Nvidia’s Record Revenue Somehow Not Enough For Investors
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Nvidia’s latest earnings report, and let me tell you, it’s a wild…
American Airlines Plane Has Typical Tuesday at O’Hare
Well, folks, it looks like Chicago’s O’Hare International Airport is having a bit of a rough month. I mean, who…
Police Mistakenly Kill College Student Who Couldn’t Use GPS
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a 22-year-old college student, Glenwood Pysher IV, who was killed by Pennsylvania…