Feds Get Paid $9.5 Billion to Chill in 2025
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Trump administration spent a whopping $9.5 billion on paid administrative…
Author: Big Elephant
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
2026 Primaries Set Stage for More Politics
The 2026 primary season has been quite the ride, folks. I almost spilled my coffee reading about the rise of…
Congress Reins In Trump, Again, Because Apparently That’s A Thing Now
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LA Traffic Gets a Little Too Creative
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Vance Suggests Republicans Just Talk About Abdul El-Sayed Instead Apparently
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GOP Leader Unveils Bill Allowing Victims to Finally Speak Without Fear
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Democrats Suddenly Remember They’re Supposed To Oppose Trump Sometimes
Folks, it looks like the Democrats are having a bit of a meltdown. I’m sipping my coffee and reading about…
Trump’s Mail Voting Hopes Officially Returned to Sender
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Supreme Court just blocked President Donald Trump’s sweeping restrictions on…
Trump’s Supreme Court Picks Suddenly Not Doing What He Told Them To
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is at it again, going after the Supreme…