Grand Canyon Now Has Free Fossil Exhibit Courtesy of Nature
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest discovery in the Grand Canyon, and I have to say,…
Author: Big Elephant
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
Trump’s Ego Denied Expansion Plans Again
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama surrounding the Kennedy Center, and I have to say,…
Bond Market Holds Breath For Fed Meeting
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The bond market sell-off is getting serious, and it’s all eyes…
No Death Penalty for Guy Who Allegedly Killed His Own Parents
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. California prosecutors have announced that they won’t be seeking the death…
Nation Somehow Manages to Get Richer Despite Everything
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest Census Bureau data, which says Americans’ median household income rose…
Voice Cloning Scam Costs Homebuyers $66,000 Because Humans Trust Voices
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Brian and Wendy VanDoeselaar were just about to buy their dream…
Iran Finds New Card To Play
I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this article about the Bab al-Mandeb Strait, a narrow…
Trump Generously Offers GOP Hopefuls More of Himself
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like Republican candidates are in a bit of a…
Government Uses Questionable Math To Justify Voter Purge Efforts
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Department of Homeland Security is using some pretty questionable tactics…
Mitch McConnell Back to Senate After Brief Three Month Vacation
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Sen. Mitch McConnell is back on Capitol Hill after a three-month…