Man Longs For Simpler Time When Games Were 2D And You Could Never Get Past The First Level
RANCHO CUCAMONGA, CA — Local middle-aged man Dustin Sidewood was seen gazing out a window thoughtfully, longing for a time…
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FDA Recommends 6-11 Servings Of Microplastics Every Day For Growing Children
SILVER SPRING, MD — In an attempt to comply with new policies being implemented by Health and Human Services Secretary…
16 Investments Doing Better Than The Current Stock Market
With the stock market taking it on the chin these days, Americans are wondering if there are other places they…
ISIS Claims Responsibility For Meghan Markle Netflix Show
BAGHDAD – The mystery of who unleashed a dangerous threat upon the world came one step closer to being solved,…
Trump Revokes Top Democrats’ Access To In-N-Out Secret Menu
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Critics raised allegations that the new administration was making moves to take revenge on political enemies, as…
10 Irrefutable Pro-Abortion Arguments To Destroy Your Pro-Life Friends
Debates about abortion can be challenging, especially when you have aggressively pro-life friends who insist on destroying your reproductive rights.…
Locals In Galilee Rejoice As Jesus Turns Seed Oil Into Beef Tallow
CANA — Large crowds gathered at a local burger joint following news that a man purported to be the Messiah…
Tucker Interviews Saruman To Talk About Rohan’s Warmongering
ISENGARD — In his latest effort to challenge mainstream narratives by sitting down with controversial world leaders, Tucker Carlson traveled…
Man Who Thought He Grew Up Poor Suddenly Realizes His Dad Was Just A Cheapskate
NICEVILLE, FL — A local man was confronted with an uncomfortable reality today, as after spending his entire life thinking…
Disgruntled Churchgoers Hold Up Protest Paddles
BLOOMINGTON, IN — The disaffected congregation of First Baptist Bloomingdale has decided to register their complaints silently by holding up…