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After Years of Debate, Theologians Now Agree That Lying To Your Dentist About Flossing Is Not A Sin

After Years of Debate, Theologians Now Agree That Lying To Your Dentist About Flossing Is Not A Sin

LOS ANGELES, CA — After years of fierce debate, theologians from all the major branches of Christianity have now come to an agreement that lying to your dentist about the frequency of flossing in your dental hygiene routine is not a sin.

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