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‘I Don’t Know Why They Call Me Hot Wheels,’ Thinks Governor Abbott While Launching Off G-Force Burnout Set Launcher Ramp

'I Don't Know Why They Call Me Hot Wheels,' Thinks Governor Abbott While Launching Off G Force Burnout Set Launcher Ramp

AUSTIN, TX — As he launched through the air off the G-Force Burnout Set Launcher Ramp, Governor Greg Abbott wondered aloud why a Democratic Representative had referred to him as “Hot Wheels.”

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