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World Leaders Line Up To Ask Trump To Bomb Their Countries For A While And Then Give Them A Few Hundred Billion

FinnJune 18, 2026

    WORLD — Global leaders rushed to sign up for Trump’s incredible offer to have the U.S. bomb their country…

Babylon Bee

Joseph Hoping At Some Point To Have Dream That Doesn’t Make Everyone Want To Kill Him

FinnJune 18, 2026

    CANAAN — The young son of a prominent family remained optimistic that he would someday have a dream that…

Babylon Bee

Iran Wins $300 Billion Cash Prize For Placing Second In War

FinnJune 18, 2026

    TEHRAN — The leadership of the Islamic Republic of Iran was reportedly overjoyed to learn they had won a…

Babylon Bee

Tim Walz Volunteers To Personally Check Each And Every California Business To See If Owners Are Gay Enough

FinnJune 17, 2026

    SAN FRANCISCO, CA — With California adopting a new system to check if LGBTQ+ labeled businesses are really gay,…

Babylon Bee

MLB Orders Players Who Refused To Bow To Pride Flag To Be Thrown Into Fiery Furnace

FinnJune 17, 2026

    NEW YORK, NY — MLB Commissioner Rob Manfred, reportedly infuriated by news of ball players defiling their pride hats…

Babylon Bee

McDonald’s Brings Back Original Recipe Apple Pies With Cocaine In Them

FinnJune 17, 2026

    CHICAGO, IL — In a bid to capture vintage nostalgia, McDonald’s has announced the return of its true, original-recipe…

Babylon Bee

The Most Popular VBS Theme For Each Denomination

FinnJune 17, 2026

    Vacation Bible School season is upon us once again, and you may have noticed that every denomination has its…

Babylon Bee

Ocarina of Time Retro Review: A Boring Game That Doesn’t Even Have Emotes, Skins, Or Loot Boxes

FinnJune 17, 2026

    When I first booted up The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, I thought I was gonna be in…

Babylon Bee

Scholars Discover Lost Plague Of Cyclists Blocking Pharaoh’s Morning Commute

FinnJune 16, 2026

    RAMSES — Archaeologists excavating at ancient Egyptian historical sites discovered evidence of another biblical plague, this one believed to…

Babylon Bee

MLB Rebrands To MLBTQ+

FinnJune 16, 2026

    U.S. — In an effort to better reflect the league’s values, Major League Baseball announced that it had officially…

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