Church Replaces Weekly Offering With 50/50 Raffle
YAZOO CITY, MS — In an effort to drum up more excitement and engagement from the members of its…
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Here’s A Complete List Of Every One Of Candace Owens’ Theories That Proved To Be Correct
There are a lot of grifters and charlatans in the podcast world who are sadly willing to say any…
Mamdani Tries To Catch Netanyahu With Trap Labeled ‘Free Bagels’
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Vowing to do everything in his power to execute the ICC arrest warrant for Israeli Prime…
‘It’d Be So Easy To Hide A Body Out Here,’ Says Wife On Road Trip To No One In Particular
RAWLINS, WY — While staring at millions of acres of desolate sagebrush, local woman Michelle Clemmens absent-mindedly remarked how…
Science Pleads The 5th
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Science has declined to answer any questions to avoid incriminating itself for crimes it may have…
The Babylon Bee’s Woman Of The Year Is Elliot Page
The Babylon Bee has selected Elliot Page as its annual Woman of the Year. Read More FinnFinn McFrame, celebrated…
Church Trades Away Worship Leader For Youth Pastor And Usher To Be Named Later
KANSAS CITY, MO — With the annual deadline looming at the start of next week, a local church made…
Waymo Introduces New ‘Islam Mode’ That Sends Car To Mow Down Civilians
U.S. — Autonomous car giant Waymo introduced a new “Islam Mode” for passengers to select that will direct the…
Meet Carl, The Last Remaining Person In Denver Who Isn’t Homeless
DENVER, CO — A local man attracted a surprising amount of attention in recent weeks for being the last…
Mitch McConnell Honors Late Friend Lindsey Graham With 47-Day Moment Of Silence
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a touching moment, Senator Mitch McConnell honored his late friend and colleague, Lindsey Graham, with…