Category: Babylon Bee

U.S. — Secretary of Health and Human Services Xavier Becerra announced in a press conference Thursday that, going forward, every…

LOS ANGELES, CA — Local loser Melvin Thompson, who apparently has no desire to own a billion-dollar mega yacht, declared…

NEW YORK CITY — Jury deliberations in the trial of Daniel Penny were delayed this afternoon after three of the…

MONTROSE, OH — Despite her passing, local family pet “Miss Dixie” continues to live on as the WiFi password for…

NEW YORK, NY — In addition to exploring the use of a “golden at-bat” in which teams could send their…

PALM BEACH, FL — In his most impactful promise yet in the lead-up to being inaugurated in January, President-elect Donald…

WORLD — After receiving a compelling email, a confused senior citizen has reportedly pledged to give one billion dollars to…

Any married woman can tell you how hard it can sometimes be to find the perfect Christmas present for their…

HEAVEN — A popular question was finally answered today, as a messenger from heaven revealed that God does believe in…

THE EAST — According to sources, the wives of the Three Wise Men questioned their husbands over their self-proclaimed title,…