Category: Babylon Bee

ATLANTA, GA — Traveler Dale Galveston achieved a lifelong dream of boarding a plane in Boarding Group 2 at the…

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Amid an ongoing government shutdown, members of the U.S. Congress reassured the American public on Thursday that…

AUGUSTA, ME — Things have gone from bad to worse for Democratic Senate hopeful Graham Platner, who was revealed to…

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Construction workers tasked with building a new White House Ballroom reportedly discovered 1,357 stashes of cocaine hidden…

LOS ANGELOS, CA — A local homeless man reported over the weekend that he had been made fun of by…

ATHENS — Activist Greta Thunberg told reporters today that Israel put a noose on her, dumped bleach on her hair,…

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Secretary of HHS Robert F. Kennedy Jr. ordered an airstrike on a cargo ship full of Tylenol…

GREENBELT, MD — A former Trump administration National Security Advisor’s legal defense faced an uphill battle, as news broke that…

ALERT: This is an important public service announcement for anyone planning to enjoy their boats out on the water for…

U.S. — A new study has just conclusively proved that Jewish people are always cool, their bagels are great, and…