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Man Driving Electric Car Blasting Nicki Minaj Clearly Right-Wing

FinnDecember 22, 2025

    BEVERLY HILLS, CA — According to sources, locals noticed a local man driving an electric car down Rodeo Drive…

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Click Here To See All The Epstein Photos So Far That Don’t Include Bill Clinton

FinnDecember 21, 2025

    The Babylon Bee has scoured through the thousands of pages of newly released Epstein documents to uncover all of…

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Op-Ed: No One Talks Anymore About the Dangers Of Jazz Music

FinnDecember 20, 2025

    Everyone used to know about the treacherous pitfalls of listening to jazz music — how it would lead to…

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Investigation Reveals Pelosi Purchased $10 Million Of Taco Bell Stock Day Before Marijuana Rule Change

FinnDecember 20, 2025

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — An investigation has revealed that Representative Nancy Pelosi purchased $10 million in Taco Bell stock the…

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7 Other Things Trump Is Naming After Himself

FinnDecember 19, 2025

    Donald Trump loves Donald Trump. And who can blame him? That’s why it’s super cool and not at all…

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Trump Hard At Work Coming Up With Insulting Plaque For Rutherford B. Hayes

FinnDecember 19, 2025

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — After writing gloriously disparaging plaques for dozens of subpar presidents in the White House’s “Presidential Walk…

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Ben Shapiro Delivers Blistering 3-Hour AmFest Speech In Just 17 Seconds

FinnDecember 19, 2025

    PHOENIX, AZ — Attendees at AmFest, a four-day event held at the Phoenix Convention Center, nearly had their eardrums…

Babylon Bee

Every Single Parking Spot To Be Either Handicapped Or Online Pickup By 2027

FinnDecember 19, 2025

    U.S. — People struggling to find a parking space will soon have their work cut out for them, as…

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‘I Hate You, Too’ — OpEd By Your Printer

FinnDecember 18, 2025

    Let’s drop the act. I know how you really feel about me, and you know what? I hate you,…

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9 Classic Villains Who Need A Sympathetic Origin Story Prequel

FinnDecember 18, 2025

    It’s all the rage these days — well-known villains getting the hero treatment with origin stories that show how…

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