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Gavin Newsom’s 10 Biggest Accomplishments

FinnMarch 19, 2026

    California owes a lot to Governor Gavin Newsom. So much, in fact, that it’s hard to narrow down his…

Babylon Bee

Tucker Carlson Loses On ‘Wheel Of Fortune’ After Guessing ‘Israel’ On Every Puzzle

FinnMarch 19, 2026

    LOS ANGELES, CA — Podcaster Tucker Carlson appeared as a guest on the popular game show Wheel of Fortune…

Babylon Bee

MLB Introduces Popular New Rule Where Umps Who Get More Than 3 Calls Overturned Are Jettisoned Into The Sun

FinnMarch 19, 2026

    U.S. — Ahead of Opening Day next week, Major League Baseball announced a new permanent rule where umpires who…

Babylon Bee

California Celebrates Installation Of Single L.A. Trash Can That Cost $400 Billion And Took 18 Years To Build

FinnMarch 19, 2026

    LOS ANGELES, CA — California state and city officials gathered with residents on Thursday to celebrate the opening of…

Babylon Bee

Kevin The Janitor Now Most Senior Military Official Left In Iran

FinnMarch 18, 2026

    TEHRAN — Following the latest round of U.S. and Israeli airstrikes in the country, Kevin, the janitor at the…

Babylon Bee

8 Coolest Perks Of Becoming The New Ayatollah

FinnMarch 18, 2026

    The hottest job on the market right now is being the Iranian Ayatollah, but why is everyone suddenly buzzing…

Babylon Bee

Kim Jong-Un Wins Over Populace With His Charisma, Experience, And Ability To Shoot You In The Face If You Don’t Vote For Him

FinnMarch 18, 2026

    PYONGYANG — History was made once again in the small but proud nation of North Korea, as longtime leader…

Babylon Bee

Man Bravely Resigns From Trump Administration At Great Cost Of Doing Podcast Tour, Getting Book Deal

FinnMarch 18, 2026

    NEW YORK CITY — Joe Kent has resigned from the Trump administration despite the fact that doing so will…

Babylon Bee

5-Year-Old Holds Press Conference To Announce He Is Switching Obsessive Interest From Backhoes To Dinosaurs

FinnMarch 18, 2026

    DAYTON, OH — Five-year-old Liam Montgomery held a press conference for friends and family this week in which he…

Babylon Bee

Iran Update: Current Tax Dollars Winning Battle Against Tax Dollars From Three Years Ago

FinnMarch 18, 2026

    TEHRAN — After three weeks of fighting in Iran, current U.S. tax dollars are steadily defeating U.S. tax dollars…

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