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Democrats Demand Trump Stop Fanning The Flames Of Peace
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Democrats Demand Trump Stop Fanning The Flames Of Peace

FinnOctober 14, 2025

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Democrats have called on President Donald J. Trump to stand down and immediately stop fanning the flames…

Man Buys New TV So He Can Watch NFL Refs Blow Calls In Stunning 4K Resolution
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Man Buys New TV So He Can Watch NFL Refs Blow Calls In Stunning 4K Resolution

FinnOctober 13, 2025

NEW BRAUNFELS, TX — One superfan’s dream of seeing his team play in high definition came true this weekend, as…

Fair: Trump Sets Letitia James’s Bail At $355 Million
Babylon Bee

Fair: Trump Sets Letitia James’s Bail At $355 Million

FinnOctober 11, 2025

U.S. — In an effort to ensure equal treatment of all people under the law, President Trump has set Letitia…

NFL Bows To Pressure, Will Have Jordan Peterson Do Halftime Show Instead
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NFL Bows To Pressure, Will Have Jordan Peterson Do Halftime Show Instead

FinnOctober 10, 2025

NEW YORK, NY — Due to overwhelming pressure, the National Football League announced that it had canceled plans for rapper…

‘Why Am I So Depressed?’ Asks Wife Who Listens To 8 Hours Of Murder Podcasts A Day
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‘Why Am I So Depressed?’ Asks Wife Who Listens To 8 Hours Of Murder Podcasts A Day

FinnOctober 9, 2025

WAUKEE, IA — Local suburban housewife Keightlyynn Huxley reported today that an unusual cloud of depression has been following her…

In Honor Of October 7, Mamdani Paraglides Into Campaign Event
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In Honor Of October 7, Mamdani Paraglides Into Campaign Event

FinnOctober 8, 2025

NEW YORK CITY — New York City mayoral candidate Zohran Mamdani paraglided into his campaign event today in honor of…

Parents Worried Non-Violent Video Games Turning Kids Into Sissies
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Parents Worried Non-Violent Video Games Turning Kids Into Sissies

FinnOctober 7, 2025

U.S. — The results of a new study on violent video games appear to show that parents are concerned that…

Trump Signs Executive Order Mandating The Only Artist Who Can Perform The Super Bowl Halftime Show Is Creed
Babylon Bee

Trump Signs Executive Order Mandating The Only Artist Who Can Perform The Super Bowl Halftime Show Is Creed

FinnOctober 6, 2025

WASHINGTON, D.C. — America took yet another step away from destructive progressive policies and toward a new Golden Age today,…

UK Police Still Searching For Motive Of Terrorist Named ‘Jihad Jewkiller’
Babylon Bee

UK Police Still Searching For Motive Of Terrorist Named ‘Jihad Jewkiller’

FinnOctober 4, 2025

MANCHESTER, U.K. — Police in Great Britain are working to determine the motive of a man named Jihad Jewkiller who…

ESPN To No Longer Cover Sports, Will Focus Exclusively On WNBA
Babylon Bee

ESPN To No Longer Cover Sports, Will Focus Exclusively On WNBA

FinnOctober 4, 2025

BRISTOL, CT — ESPN will bring its 45 years of sports coverage to a close as it shifts to exclusively…

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