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To Show Solidarity With Trans Kids, Corey Booker To Get His Vagina Removed

FinnDecember 18, 2025

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — Ahead of a Senate vote on a bill to ban gender-transition surgeries for minors, Senator Corey…

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Everyone In Michigan Arrested Just To Be Safe

FinnDecember 17, 2025

    ANN ARBOR, MI — In the wake of police arresting University of Michigan’s football coach Sherrone Moore, authorities have…

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9 Booby Traps That Were Cut From ‘Home Alone’

FinnDecember 17, 2025

    The holiday classic Home Alone featured some of the most iconic improvised booby traps in movie history, but did…

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Introvert Samaritan Crosses To Other Side Of Street To Avoid Small Talk With Man Left For Dead

FinnDecember 17, 2025

    JERICHO — The victim of a local violent assault and robbery saw his predicament go from bad to worse…

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Santa Hat Added To Halloween Decoration

FinnDecember 17, 2025

    DAYTON, OH — A giant skeleton Halloween decoration received an updated look this week as its owners climbed a…

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The Babylon Bee’s Predictions For 2026

FinnDecember 16, 2025

    The seers at The Babylon Bee, authors of hundreds of now-fulfilled prophecies, have come together to bring you our…

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South Pole Elves Making Cheap Knockoff Toys For Half The Price

FinnDecember 16, 2025

    ANTARCTICA — Santa Claus’ Workshop may be in trouble after it was revealed that elves located at the South…

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James O’Keefe Goes Deep Undercover By Parting His Hair On Other Side

FinnDecember 16, 2025

    U.S. — According to sources, investigative journalist James O’Keefe once again went deep undercover in spite of his notoriety…

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Pathetic Excuse For A Zoomer Tries Hard At Stuff, Cares About Things

FinnDecember 16, 2025

    WESTMINSTER, CO — According to sources, a so-called “Zoomer” is actually low-key trying hard at life and caring about…

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Miss Rachel Apologizes For Poorly Timed ‘J Is For Jihad’ Episode

FinnDecember 16, 2025

    NEW YORK CITY, NY — Popular kids’ entertainment mogul Miss Rachel apologized this week for releasing what many are…

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