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St. Peter Shows Scott Adams To His Glorious Heavenly Cubicle

FinnJanuary 13, 2026

    HEAVEN — Celestial sources say that Scott Adams, creator of the “Dilbert” comic strip, has just been shown to…

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U.S. Offers To Trade Its Liberal Women For Iranian Women

FinnJanuary 13, 2026

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — As part of ongoing efforts to improve things in both countries, the United States reportedly made…

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Protesters Protest For Higher Protesting Wage

FinnJanuary 12, 2026

    MINNEAPOLIS, MN — Protesters hard at work sowing chaos in the city because of ICE raids and the death…

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Tucker Carlson Heads To Iran To Put Down Protests

FinnJanuary 12, 2026

    TEHRAN — A hush fell over the massive mob of Persians gathered in the streets of Tehran on Monday,…

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Democrats Fear Iranian Love Of Freedom Could Spread To America

FinnJanuary 12, 2026

    U.S. — With the fall of the Ayatollah regime appearing to be imminent, prominent Democrats expressed fear that the…

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NFL Announces Each Quarter Of Playoff Game Will Be Broadcast On Different Streaming Service

FinnJanuary 11, 2026

    U.S. — In its ongoing effort to make watching football as difficult as possible, the National Football League announced…

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Liberals Begin Chugging Everclear At 7 A.M. To Protest RFK’s Warning Against Drinking At Breakfast

FinnJanuary 10, 2026

    U.S. — In a powerful protest against Robert F. Kennedy Junior’s caution against drinking alcohol at breakfast, liberals have…

Babylon Bee

Losing Football Team Excitedly Introduces New Coach Just Fired From Other Losing Football Team

FinnJanuary 10, 2026

    U.S. — A losing football team excitedly announced today it had hired a new head coach, who was just…

Babylon Bee

Somber Tim Walz Announces Every Daycare Center Record Sadly Perished In Last Night’s Riot

FinnJanuary 10, 2026

    MINNEAPOLIS — A notably somber Governor Tim Walz announced that tragically, all of the state’s daycare records were destroyed…

Babylon Bee

Americans Now Living In Fear They Could Be Killed Just For Hitting ICE Agents With Cars

FinnJanuary 10, 2026

    U.S. — Following the events in Minneapolis this past week, liberals across America are now living under the constant…

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