Category: Babylon Bee

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Secret Service remain on full alert following an incident where President Trump saw the new Superman movie…

BENTONVILLE, AR — Taking inspiration from American Eagle’s Sydney Sweeney ad, Walmart unveiled an exciting new television commercial featuring a…

BATON ROUGE, LA — In a miracle outstripping even the raising of Lazarus from the dead, Jesus healed 40-year-old John…

WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump was spotted on the roof of the White House Tuesday with none other than…

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Members of the United States Secret Service were reportedly awestruck today, as they witnessed President Donald Trump…

OXFORD — There was much rejoicing amongst the race of Men as the Tolkien Estate announced the release of a…

Former Vice President Kamala Harris has written a new book about her brief presidential campaign called 107 Days, and The…

FEASTERVILLE, PA — President Donald Trump returned to the McDonald’s in Pennsylvania, where he previously worked, to boost the country’s…

AUSTIN, TX — Congressional Democrats announced today that they are very much opposed to electoral gerrymandering up until the time…

METROPOLIS — Superman is a registered Republican, as confirmed by LuthorCorp CEO Lex Luthor at a press conference on Monday.…