New Hampshire Senate Race Gets Blessedly Less Exciting Candidate
I’m sipping my coffee and reading the latest news from CNN, and folks, it looks like we’ve got a real…
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Trump Admin Scolds Ford For Doing Business With China Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Trump administration is at it again, expressing “profound concern” to…
Fox News Silences MAGA Voices Again Because That’s Totally Not Their Thing
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama between Fox News and the Trump White House, and…
Trump Claims Firefighters Saved Him From 9/11 Attack
Folks, I’m reading this article about President Trump’s latest 9/11 story, and I’m trying not to spill my coffee. According…
Crime Analyst Gets 10 Years For Tweaking DNA Like Bad Editor
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a former forensic analyst for the Colorado Bureau of Investigation, Yvonne “Missy”…
Trump Honors 9/11 Heroes With Brief Pause From Self Promotion
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest speech, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this…
GOP’s Anti-Socialism Message Gets Trumped By Trump’s Socialism
The Republican-controlled House last week adopted a resolution denouncing socialism “in all its forms,” but it seems like the Trump…
Fed to Bond Market: Chill, We Got This Maybe
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Investors are getting all worked up about government deficits and inflation,…
US Taxpayers Get Free $100 Billion Energy Bill Surprise
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Iran war has saddled Americans with a massive energy bill…
Sandusky Drops Appeal Because Justice Is Optional Apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Jerry Sandusky, the former Penn State assistant football coach, and I’ve got…