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Category: Elephant Reads CNN

SCOTUS Smacks Down Donald On Birthright Citizenship Again
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

SCOTUS Smacks Down Donald On Birthright Citizenship Again

Big ElephantJune 30, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Supreme Court just ruled that President Donald Trump’s administration can’t…

GOP Leaders Losing Control Fast
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

GOP Leaders Losing Control Fast

Big ElephantJune 30, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in the House, and I just can’t help but…

Wildfires gone wild across America huh
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Wildfires gone wild across America huh

Big ElephantJune 30, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the wildfires across the United States, and let me tell you, it’s…

Clinton Aide Backpedals On Epstein Island Claim
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Clinton Aide Backpedals On Epstein Island Claim

Big ElephantJune 30, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest antics of Bill Clinton and his team, and I have…

You Won’t Believe Who Gets To Keep Her Job
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

You Won’t Believe Who Gets To Keep Her Job

Big ElephantJune 30, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama involving President Donald Trump and the Library of Congress,…

Holy Moley Rich Guys Can Buy Elections Now
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Holy Moley Rich Guys Can Buy Elections Now

Big ElephantJune 30, 2026

The Supreme Court has made a decision that’s got everyone buzzing, and I’m sipping my coffee, reading about it on…

UK intervention in Hollywood merger because why not
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

UK intervention in Hollywood merger because why not

Big ElephantJune 30, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – the British government is considering challenging Paramount’s planned takeover…

You won’t believe what’s hiding in Abu Dhabi’s garages now
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

You won’t believe what’s hiding in Abu Dhabi’s garages now

Big ElephantJune 30, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Abu Dhabi’s car culture, and I’ve got to say, it’s a wild…

You Won’t Believe What Killed This 255 Pound 7 Year Old Kid
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

You Won’t Believe What Killed This 255 Pound 7 Year Old Kid

Big ElephantJune 30, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a case that’s just heartbreaking. A 7-year-old boy, Casper O’Brien, from Flint…

Dem socialists put to the test in Colorado guess what happens
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Dem socialists put to the test in Colorado guess what happens

Big ElephantJune 30, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems the Democratic Party in Colorado is about to get…

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