Seniors Get Thrilling 3.6% Raise to Buy More Cat Food
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest Social Security updates, and I have to say, it’s a…
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Republicans Break Bank For Underwhelming Results
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems Republicans are throwing hundreds of millions of dollars at…
Cornell doles out super harsh extra homework for sex offenders
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Cornell University, one of the top schools in the country, is…
Trump Declares Greenland’s Environmental Doom Imminent Very Soon Now
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is at it again, claiming that “massive oil,…
Trump Masters Art of Scaring Voters Into Voting For Him
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the GOP is getting desperate, and their rhetoric…
Russia Gifts US Businesses Free Drone Demolition Services in Ukraine
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news from Ukraine, and let me tell you, it’s a…
White House forced to tolerate CNN and Politico some more
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama between the Trump administration and the media. It seems…
Trump Finds Creative Ways To Spin Gas Prices Into Gold
Oh boy, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is trying to spin high gas…
Trump’s DOJ Finds Another Creative Way to Troll Ilhan Omar
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama surrounding Rep. Ilhan Omar, whose DC-area home was searched…
Mamdani Still Thinks Tisch is Doing Great, Apparently
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani, who’s been under pressure from his supporters…