Mom Inspired By Lindsay Clancy Case Accused Of Similar Crime
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. An Illinois woman, Corie Walsh, 40, is accused of killing her…
Category: Elephant Reads CNN
California Governor Hopefuls to Argue on CNN Soon
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the upcoming California gubernatorial debate, and I’ve got to say, it’s going…
Liberals Embark On Quixotic Quest To Turn Red States Blue
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the midterms are heating up, and both parties…
New Lululemon Boss Gets Dream Job With Huge Problems
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Lululemon, the athleisure brand that was once the darling of yoga…
Guy Asks Question, Instantly Becomes Conspiracy Theorists’ New Punching Bag
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Hunter Kozak, a student at Utah Valley University, witnessed the assassination…
China Ditches Iran For Brazil Oil Because Why Not
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Brazil’s oil production hitting record highs, and I just can’t help but…
Family’s Vacation Takes Unexpected Detour Over Ocean Apparently
I’m sitting here sipping my coffee and reading about a family in South Florida who’s going through a nightmare. A…
US Seeks Smaller Middle East Footprint Because That Worked So Well
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest developments in the Middle East, and folks, it’s a real mess.…
Hunter Biden Spins Infamous Laptop Into Crypto Gold
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Hunter Biden, the son of former President Joe Biden, is launching…
Newsom Tests Presidential Waters In South Carolina
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. California Governor Gavin Newsom is making waves in South Carolina, and…