Iranians Charged With Hacking Because That’s Just What They Do Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The US Justice Department has charged eight Iranians for their alleged…
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Pennsylvania Limits Data Centers Because Who Needs Jobs Anyway
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama surrounding data centers, and I have to say, it’s…
AI Gets Tougher After Getting Schooled By Hackers
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about OpenAI’s latest move to beef up its security safeguards, and I have…
Trump Administration Gets to Decide Who Stays and Who Goes Home
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest court ruling that’s got everyone in a twist. A federal…
Google Buys Spirit Airlines Data Because AI Needs More Turbulence
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Spirit Airlines, and I just can’t help but think, what’s next? The…
Bonds Just Got Destroyed Apparently That’s A Thing Now
Folks, I’m sitting here sipping my coffee and reading about the global bond market sell-off, and I have to say,…
FBI Stuck With Biden’s Brilliant Real Estate Decision Apparently
I’m sipping my coffee and reading the latest news, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A…
Disney Sues Trump’s FCC For Being Too On Brand
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Disney is taking the Trump administration to court over its…
Meta Returns to Courtroom for Another Thrilling Episode of Social Media
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A trial is underway in Oakland, and it’s a big deal.…
Democrats Have One Problem Republicans Have Several Somehow This Is Fair
I’m sipping my coffee and reading the latest from CNN, and folks, it’s a doozy. A new poll confirms that…