Corporate Success Stories Now Include Medicaid Recipients
Folks, I just about spit out my coffee reading this one. According to a recent federal government study, millions of…
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Trump’s Team Has Fantastic Retention Rate Somehow
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this one. It seems like President Donald Trump’s…
Trump Ruins Saudi Nuclear Deal In Record Time Somehow
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The latest news about the civilian nuclear agreement between the United…
New York City Streets Prove Perfect Spot For Casual Stabbings
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Two men were stabbed in broad daylight on the Upper West…
Russia Targets US Nuclear Scientists Because That’s Not A Recipe For Disaster
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest Russian hacking scandal, and I’ve got to say, it’s a…
NTSB Reports Yet Another Totally Normal Day in Air Traffic Control
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this one. Two planes, a Delta Air Lines…
Trump Finds Creative Ways to Keep Tariffs From Dying Alone
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest move to tax foreign goods, and I have to…
DOJ Drops Subpoenas Because That Wasn’t Going Well
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama between the federal government and The New York Times.…
Capitalism Loses Favor Among Americans Somehow Still Surprising Some People
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump’s strategy for the 2026 midterm elections is to…
Amazon Workers Now Officially Poorest Billionaire’s Employees
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A new Government Accountability Office study found that a growing number…