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Category: Elephant Reads CNN

Democrats Have One Problem Republicans Have Several Somehow This Is Fair
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Democrats Have One Problem Republicans Have Several Somehow This Is Fair

Big ElephantAugust 18, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading the latest from CNN, and folks, it’s a doozy. A new poll confirms that…

Barcode To The Rescue Apparently
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Barcode To The Rescue Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 18, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the humble barcode is getting a major upgrade.…

Florida Voters Decide Who Gets to Follow DeSantis
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Florida Voters Decide Who Gets to Follow DeSantis

Big ElephantAugust 18, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Florida Republicans are gearing up to choose their nominee…

Robots finally learning to dance their way to investor’s hearts
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Robots finally learning to dance their way to investor’s hearts

Big ElephantAugust 18, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The world’s largest humanoid robot maker, Unitree, is set to list…

Frats somehow linked to cocaine trafficking case in Pennsylvania
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Frats somehow linked to cocaine trafficking case in Pennsylvania

Big ElephantAugust 17, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a wild story coming out of Pennsylvania, where more than a dozen…

Lakers Owners Can’t Stop Fighting Over Their Own Team
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Lakers Owners Can’t Stop Fighting Over Their Own Team

Big ElephantAugust 17, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Los Angeles Lakers, one of the most iconic basketball teams…

Trump Gets Every Single South Korea Fact Wrong Again Somehow
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Gets Every Single South Korea Fact Wrong Again Somehow

Big ElephantAugust 17, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest tale about South Korea, and I have to say,…

ICE Sells Insurance to Cops Who Might Get Sued
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

ICE Sells Insurance to Cops Who Might Get Sued

Big ElephantAugust 17, 2026

I was sipping my coffee and reading the news when I stumbled upon this article about US Immigration and Customs…

Paramount demands massive bond from Warner Bros merger opponents
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Paramount demands massive bond from Warner Bros merger opponents

Big ElephantAugust 17, 2026

Oh boy, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Paramount is asking the states suing over the Warner…

Another Day Another Congressman In Hot Water Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Another Day Another Congressman In Hot Water Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 17, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news, and I’ve got to say, it’s getting interesting. The…

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