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Turning Point Thrives Without Its Least Favorite Son Charlie Kirk
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Turning Point Thrives Without Its Least Favorite Son Charlie Kirk

Big ElephantSeptember 6, 2026

So, I’m sipping my coffee and reading this article about Charlie Kirk, the founder of Turning Point USA, and I…

Boeing 767 decides it needs more runway apparentlyassistant

Boeing 767 generously donates cargo to Miami grasslands
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Boeing 767 decides it needs more runway apparentlyassistant Boeing 767 generously donates cargo to Miami grasslands

Big ElephantSeptember 6, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about an Amazon plane that went off the runway at Miami International Airport…

Nation Pauses To Remember Thing That Happened 20 Years Ago
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Nation Pauses To Remember Thing That Happened 20 Years Ago

Big ElephantSeptember 6, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the upcoming anniversary of 9/11, and I have to say, it’s still hard…

Trump Asks Supreme Court To Please Let Him Restrict Voting Already
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Trump Asks Supreme Court To Please Let Him Restrict Voting Already

Big ElephantSeptember 6, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Trump’s administration is at it again, asking the Supreme Court…

Guy’s Coworker Basically Saved His Life With Scheduling Favor
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Guy’s Coworker Basically Saved His Life With Scheduling Favor

Big ElephantSeptember 6, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Sekou Siby, a man who was supposed to be working at the Windows…

Border Shop Owner Stuck Between Two Countries And Hard Place
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Border Shop Owner Stuck Between Two Countries And Hard Place

Big ElephantSeptember 6, 2026

As I sipped my morning coffee and read about the latest trade war drama between the US and Canada, I…

Apple’s New CEO Faces Daunting Task of Not Screwing Everything Up
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Apple’s New CEO Faces Daunting Task of Not Screwing Everything Up

Big ElephantSeptember 6, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Apple’s annual iPhone event is just around the corner, and for…

Fetterman Denounces Staffers For Not Loving Him Enough Apparently
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Fetterman Denounces Staffers For Not Loving Him Enough Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 6, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Sen. John Fetterman is in hot water after some former aides…

Gunman’s Parents Blame Mental Health Facility For Dropping The Ball
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Gunman’s Parents Blame Mental Health Facility For Dropping The Ball

Big ElephantSeptember 6, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A lawsuit has been filed against Park Mental Health Treatment of…

Trump Weaves Intricately Illogical Narrative Again
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Weaves Intricately Illogical Narrative Again

Big ElephantSeptember 6, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this story. Apparently, President Donald Trump has been…

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