Amazon Workers Now Officially Poorest Billionaire’s Employees
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A new Government Accountability Office study found that a growing number…
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Politician’s Killer Gets Double Life Sentence Somehow Still Not Enough
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the sentencing of Vance Boelter, the Minnesota man who pleaded guilty to…
Congress Tells Trump Not To Start War Just Yet Apparently
The US House has voted to halt President Donald Trump’s war in Iran, and I’m not surprised, folks, it’s been…
Trump’s Iran Options Shrinking Faster Than His Patience
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like President Trump is still convinced that Iran is…
Trump Activates Super Secret Deportation Court Because Reasons
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this little-known court that’s been dormant since 1996, and I have to say,…
Trump Admin Generously Returns Gun Licenses To Reformed Dealers Maybe
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it turns out that the ATF, under President Trump, has…
Trump Unveils Tariff Plan C Because A and B Were Huge Successes
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest tariff adventures, and I have to say, it’s…
Secret Service Leaker Gets Time Off For Good Behavior Apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a Secret Service agent who’s in hot water for allegedly leaking info…
Wisconsin Protests Erupt Over Fatal Police Shooting Of Allegedly Armed Man
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A man was shot and killed in a struggle with police…
Trump’s Presidency Now Officially Radioactive
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest developments in the Middle East, and folks, I almost spilled my…