New Press Secretary Brings Wealth of Conspiracy Theories to Briefings
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Katie Zacharia, the incoming White House press secretary, has been making…
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Trump Fakes Denzel Washington Praise Because Ego Needs Constant Feeding
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump sharing another fake quote on social media, and I…
Trump’s Golf Course Gets Tree-mendous Makeover
Folks, I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about the latest drama involving the Trump administration, and I just can’t…
NYC Mayor Demands NYPD Use Less Force Probably Maybe Hopefully
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani is ordering a comprehensive review…
MAGA’s Latest Bright Idea Implodes Spectacularly Again
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the MAGA movement has a bad case of…
Billionaire Elon Musk Writes Huge Check to Republicans
Folks, I’m sipping on my coffee and reading about Elon Musk’s latest move, and let me tell you, it’s a…
Kennedy’s Quips Might Just Conquer GOP Field of Goobers
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Louisiana Senator John Kennedy is quite the character, and his recent…
Apparently Knowing Someone Isn’t Actually Knowing Them At All
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The story of Antoinette Forbes is a real-life mystery that’s got…
Robots malfunction, lawyers rub hands together
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The AI industry is getting ready for its stock market debut,…
GOP Desperately Trying to Detach from Sinking Trump Ship
The Republican Party’s midterm campaign is looking like a hot mess, folks. Just three weeks out from November, officials are…