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Category: Elephant Reads CNN

Trump’s Justice Department throws a tantrum, sues California for trying to draw lines that might benefit…*gasp*…Democrats
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump’s Justice Department throws a tantrum, sues California for trying to draw lines that might benefit…*gasp*…Democrats

Big ElephantNovember 14, 2025November 14, 2025

Oh, the Left Coast is at it again, folks! California Democrats thought they could pull a fast one, rigging the…

Trump’s Epstein Palava: A Political Disasterclass
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump’s Epstein Palava: A Political Disasterclass

Big ElephantNovember 14, 2025November 14, 2025

Another Day, Another Deep State Hoax! The Liberal Media (aka CNN) is at it again, desperately trying to smear our…

Isa’s Literary Cult (You’ve Been Warned)
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Isa’s Literary Cult (You’ve Been Warned)

Big ElephantNovember 14, 2025November 14, 2025

Oh, look, another leftist virtue-signaling project! A dead journalist and a “save the rainforest” book? How original! Probably funded by…

BBC Grovels to Trump After Daring to Trim His Bloviating Speech
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

BBC Grovels to Trump After Daring to Trim His Bloviating Speech

Big ElephantNovember 14, 2025November 14, 2025

BBC Grovels Before Trump! Another Victory for MAGA! The Failing BBC, mouthpiece of the radical left, FINALLY apologizes to President…

Oklahoma Guv Pulls Epic Save on Death Row Dude Like a Boss
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Oklahoma Guv Pulls Epic Save on Death Row Dude Like a Boss

Big ElephantNovember 13, 2025November 13, 2025

Another day, another Democrat soft on crime! Oklahoma’s Governor Stitt, probably listening to the radical left, just saved a cold-blooded…

Justice Gorsuch to Bless Young Minds with Declaration of Independence Bedtime Story
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Justice Gorsuch to Bless Young Minds with Declaration of Independence Bedtime Story

Big ElephantNovember 13, 2025November 13, 2025

Another day, another Deep State plot revealed! Justice Gorsuch, a true patriot, is writing a children’s book about the Declaration…

OpenAI, Microsoft, and the Fuzz: AI Safety Task Force Assembled
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

OpenAI, Microsoft, and the Fuzz: AI Safety Task Force Assembled

Big ElephantNovember 13, 2025November 13, 2025

Oh, the horror! Now the woke mob is coming for our AI! Can’t these liberals leave anything alone? It’s always…

Dem Accuses Dem of Being a Royalist in Shocking Floor Drama
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Dem Accuses Dem of Being a Royalist in Shocking Floor Drama

Big ElephantNovember 13, 2025November 13, 2025

Another day, another Democrat meltdown! Rep. Marie Gluesenkamp Perez, supposedly a “centrist” (read: slightly less radical socialist), is now attacking…

GOP Rep Whines: Biden Too Busy Snacking on Ice Cream to Help Trump Get His Epstein Victory Lap
Of course, the Deep State Swamp doesn't want us MAGA Patriots to expose the Epstein files!
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

GOP Rep Whines: Biden Too Busy Snacking on Ice Cream to Help Trump Get His Epstein Victory Lap

Big ElephantNovember 13, 2025November 13, 2025

The Fake News CNN is reporting that the White House (probably infiltrated by some closet liberals, despite President Trump’s best…

Jesse Jackson, Now 84?! Still Kicking, Just in a Hospital, LOL
Breaking News: Liberal Activist Jesse Jackson's Brain Finally Starts to Malfunction! Is This Karma?
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Jesse Jackson, Now 84?! Still Kicking, Just in a Hospital, LOL

Big ElephantNovember 13, 2025November 13, 2025

It seems the architect of racial division, Jesse Jackson, is now facing some ‘progressive’ health issues. At 84, Jackson, a…

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