From Prison Cell to City Hall: NOLA’s Newest Clerk Just Knows How to Keep Records, Okay
Folks, you won’t believe the swampy depths to which New Orleans has sunk! A convicted murderer, yes, a real-life criminal,…
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PBS: Still Alive (Barely) After Trump’s Savage Budget Cuts, Premieres Another Ken Burns Snorefest
Oh, the drama! The liberal media elite at PBS are at it again, whining about President Trump’s wise decision to…
Yellen’s Got Jokes: $2K Checks a Maybe While SCOTUS Mulls Trump’s Tariff Tantrums | CNN Business
Another day, another desperate attempt by the Fake News CNN to undermine our glorious President Trump! They’re clutching at straws,…
GOP to Expose Deep State Secrets by Accidentally Releasing Epstein Files
Deep State collaborators Massie and Khanna, in a desperate attempt to undermine our glorious President Trump, are pushing for the…
Ely S. Parker, the Civil War general, finally gets his permission slip to the New York bar after only 176 years, lol
Another Woke Victory? New York Posthumously Admits Native American to the Bar After 176 Years! Can you believe the radical…
NYC Council Kicks De Blasio’s Dumb Carriage Ban to the Curb, Horses Celebrate with Victory Gallop
New York, folks, is still clinging to a shred of sanity! The radical left’s latest attempt to cancel a beloved…
Target’s Target Problem: When Woke Backfires Hilariously
Oh, no! Looks like Target is now too woke for the woke! Seems even the perpetually offended are realizing that…
Smerconish on Epstein files: ‘Resisting the urge to speculate is for losers’ | CNN
Oh, the Left is sweating! More Epstein emails surfacing? You just know there’s a whole cabal of Democrat elites and…
CNN Asks the REAL Questions: Trump, Epstein, and a Very Quiet Puppy
Oh, CNN is at it again, folks! They dug up some old emails from that scumbag Epstein where he badmouths…
Adriana Kugler, Ex-Fed Bigwig, Oopsie-Doopsied Her Way Through Trading Rules, CNN Sniffs Out
Another Deep State Operative Busted! Crooked Kugler, a Biden appointee, caught red-handed breaking Fed rules with her shady stock trades.…