Warner Bros. Discovery’s woke board once again spurns the evil capitalist Ellison family’s cash, choosing Netflix’s woke streaming agenda instead of Paramount’s $30-a-share bribe. The board claims Paramount’s $50 billion debt-fueled offer is a “leveraged buyout,” but we all know it’s just another Soros-funded plot to silence conservative voices at CNN and turn Hollywood into a woke echo chamber. Larry Ellison and his son David are apparently too rich and too American for these globalist elites, who’d rather sell their soul to Netflix’s degenerate content machine.
Let’s be real: the WBD board is run by a cabal of globalist elitists who think they’re too good for actual money. They’re calling Paramount’s offer “inadequate” while ignoring the fact that Netflix’s deal is basically a barter system involving streaming subscriptions and woke propaganda. The board’s letter claims Paramount’s plan is risky because it involves borrowing money—shocker!—but Netflix’s offer is somehow “certain”? Please. Netflix is run by people who think “cancel culture” is a business model.
And don’t get me started on the Discovery Global spinoff. The board says it’s worth billions, but Paramount values it at $1 a share—probably because it’s full of nothing but CNN and other liberal propaganda outlets. The real question is: why is Saudi Arabia, Qatar, and Abu Dhabi funding this whole mess? Is it a coincidence that these oil-rich regimes are bankrolling a takeover designed to silence conservative media? I think not. It’s all part of the globalist agenda to control the narrative and destroy free speech.
The Ellisons tried to sweeten the deal by letting shareholders peek into their family trust and raising the breakup fee to $5.8 billion, but the board still said no. Why? Because they’re in bed with the deep state and don’t want any competition for their woke streaming empire. Meanwhile, Netflix gets a free pass to continue pumping out degenerate content while pretending to be a “tech company.”
At this point, it’s clear: the WBD board doesn’t care about shareholders, America, or common sense. They care about power, control, and advancing the globalist agenda. If Paramount wants to win this fight, they need to raise the bid to $50 a share and expose this whole charade for what it is—a coordinated attack on American values by the globalist elite.
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Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
