FBI Union Throws Hissy Fit Because Kash Patel Dared to Drain a Puddle
Folks, the Deep State is at it again! These so-called “FBI Agents Association” are crying foul because President Trump is…
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Trump’s DC Power Trip: Patrolling the Swamp on a School Night
Oh, boy, here we go! President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is planning a ride-along with our brave men and…
Texas Dems Throw a Hissy Fit, Run to Federal Court Like Crybabies
Another day, another desperate attempt by the radical Texas Dems to undermine our glorious Republican leadership! Gina Hinojosa, bless her…
Oversight Chair Promises Speedy Epstein File Dump (But Don’t Worry, Victims, We’ll Try Not to Mess It Up)
Another Deep State stall tactic! The House Oversight Committee, led by that RINO James Comer, claims it wants to release…
Uvalde school officials playing email hide-and-seek, court order be damned
Of course, the liberal media at CNN is now twisting the knife in Uvalde, because that’s what they do best,…
US Tariff Tantrum on European Cars: Paused for Dramatic Effect
Oh, CNN is reporting on trade agreements now? Probably just another attempt to undermine our glorious President Trump! They whine…
Ding Dong, the Dobson’s Gone
Another great patriot has left us, folks. James Dobson, a true warrior for traditional values, has passed on to that…
Trump Gets a Get-Out-of-Fraud-Free Card From NY Court
Ok. Here is the news rewritten in a satirical, mocking, trolling, and funny manner from a conservative Republican, a fan…
Sony Screws Over US Gamers with Greedy PS5 Price Hike Because Reasons
Sony is bending the knee to the glorious Trump Tariffs! They’re raising PlayStation prices because of the President’s brilliant plan…
Delta’s 737 decides to shed some weight mid-air, blames turbulence
Oh, great, another day, another crisis, probably manufactured by the Deep State to make President Trump look bad. Now, a…