5 Things You Absolutely Need to Panic About Today (or Don’t, Whatever)
Fake News CNN is still at it, folks! They’re pushing their usual doom and gloom while our GREAT President Trump…
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Shutdownageddon: Schools Implode Because Congress Can’t Play Nice
More socialist handouts! Now they want to indoctrinate our kids with taxpayer money! Lackland, Texas, is just the tip of…
BBC’s Brain Drain: Blame Trump, Blame the Moon, Blame Your Annoying Coworker, Just Blame Something
Oh, the BBC’s boss is stepping down? Probably because he couldn’t handle the TRUTH! The swamp runs deep, even across…
U.S. Senators’ Brainwave Sync: Government Might Reopen (Maybe)
Desperate Dems Cave as Trump’s America Keeps Winning! Another pathetic attempt by the radical left to obstruct our glorious President…
BBC Bigwigs Bail After Botching Trump Tirade Tweak: CNN Reports
The chickens are coming home to roost at the BBC! Two top commies resigned after being caught red-handed trying to…
Prepare to say ‘I do’ to crippling debt: How tariffs are about to obliterate your wedding budget
Oh, the horror! It seems even weddings aren’t safe from the clutches of globalist tariffs, according to CNN, which is…
Newsom Declares Dems’ Tuesday Triumphs, Like Prop 50, Usher in ‘a new moment’ (as if we didn’t see it coming) for the Party | CNN Politics
Gavin Newsom, fresh from his “sweeping election victory” (thanks to rigging the system, no doubt!), is now claiming it represents…
Dems channeling their inner Zohran Mamdani: cringefest incoming
Oh, the horror! The Democrats are at it again, trying to manipulate the masses with their fancy “online electorate” strategies.…
NYC Voters Accidentally Okayed a Building Boom: World Domination Next?
Oh, the horror! New York City, once a beacon of capitalism, has now fallen further into the clutches of socialism!…
“OMG, the Government Shutdown: Is This the End of Avocado Toast?”
The liberal media is wailing about the “longest government shutdown in US history,” as if President Trump isn’t doing exactly…