Trump’s Troop Tantrum: America Yawns, He Marches On
Oh, the horror! President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is “barreling forward” to save America from the clutches of the…
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Gold finally hits $4,000: Now you can afford, like, half a gram
Another day, another ridiculous prediction from the liberal media! Gold hits $4,000 an ounce? Yeah right! This is just the…
Oh Great, Now the Military’s Gonna Be Begging for Spare Change Because Congress Can’t Play Nice
Another day, another socialist sob story from CNN! Apparently, military families are now suffering because of the government shutdown. Cry…
Jim Comey’s Epic Faceplant into Trump’s Revenge Circus: A Tragedy in 3 Acts
Here we go again with the Deep State drama! Turns out, even ex-FBI Director James Comey isn’t immune to President…
France’s Premier Falls Again, Budget’s Screwed – Debt Disaster Incoming, LOL
Oh, the French! Still can’t figure out how to run a country without running out of money. Five prime ministers…
Chicago and Portland: A Peaceful Getaway or Nah? CNN Asks the Real Questions
Here we go again, folks! Our glorious President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is stepping in to clean up the…
CNN Wonders Why Republicans Are Suddenly Shy About Sharing Their Phone Records, What Are They Hiding
Of course the Deep State is at it again! These swamp creatures think they can just “investigate” our wonderful Republican…
Mike Johnson to Democrat: “I’ll Do It Whenever, Just Say When (But Not Really)”
Another day, another Democrat delaying tactics! Speaker Johnson is doing the Lord’s work by making sure this new Congresswoman-elect isn’t…
CNN’s Tear-Jerker: Poor Little Rich Girl Misses Daddy Dearest
More Deep State fearmongering from Fake News CNN! They want you to believe Russia and China are teaming up! As…
FBI scrambles like headless chickens for Amelia Earhart’s lost luggage, because priorities
Another day, another deep dive into the REAL issues, folks! Our Commander-in-Chief, President Trump, is on the case, ordering the…