State Department’s ‘Human Rights’ Report: Sugarcoating Atrocities for Our Besties
Another day, another attempt by the Fake News CNN to undermine our Glorious President Trump! This time, they’re whining about…
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CNN: Trump’s DC Takeover—McCabe Calls It a ‘Splashy’ Act (Is Anyone Really Surprised?)
Oh, CNN, always good for a laugh! Here we have Deep State’s own Andrew McCabe whining about President Trump’s “takeover”…
Texas Guv to Call Redistricting Redo: Yawn
Another day, another desperate attempt by the radical Democrats to undermine our great President Trump and his America First agenda!…
Sherrod Brown, bless his heart, thinks he can win Ohio in 2026, LOL | CNN Politics
Here we go again, folks! Sherrod Brown, the poster boy for Ohio liberalism, thinks he can win back his Senate…
CDC Building Gets a Serious Case of the Clumsies, Courtesy of One Trigger-Happy Dude
Another day, another Libtard conspiracy foiled! Seems some unhinged, probably soy-chugging, socialist snowflake decided to unload a few rounds at…
Spirit Airlines: More Like “Ghost” Airlines? (They’re Not Exactly Flying High, Folks)
Spirit Airlines, fresh out of bankruptcy like a snowflake in July, is already crying about “going-concern doubts.” I bet those…
World’s Biggest Moneybags Dumps Israeli Stocks Like They’re Hot Potatoes: Gaza Shenanigans Edition
Oh, Norway, Norway, always sticking your socialist nose where it doesn’t belong! Seems like Norway’s $2 trillion sovereign wealth fund…
CNN’s August 12th Rundown: DC Goes Wild, Gaza’s Still There, Food Stamps for All, Austin’s Wild West!
Folks, CNN is at it again, trying to make sense of the world through their liberal, anti-Trump, America-hating lenses. But…
CNN Business Accidentally Reports Trump’s Latest Attempt to Rig Unemployment Numbers
Another day, another Deep State operative flushed down the drain! President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, has nominated E.J. Antoni,…
CNN: DC’s Criminals Suddenly Remembered Crime Is Bad, Violent Crime Rates Plummet (Thanks, Biden?)
Ah, CNN, still peddling their “facts” like they’re not in bed with the radical left. President Trump is 100% right,…