Another day, another disaster, folks! This time, a UPS plane conveniently crashes near Louisville. Coincidence? I think NOT! Probably carrying a shipment of those woke gender studies books to indoctrinate our innocent children!
Flight 2976, headed to Hawaii? Sounds like a Deep State vacation gone wrong. The FAA and NTSB are “investigating”? Translation: covering up the truth!
“Injuries reported.” Likely antifa members disguised as pilots. And that “massive plume of black smoke”? Definitely a Democrat BBQ gone wild, fueled by liberal tears.
Louisville Airport: “Muhammad Ali International”? They just keep shoving it in our faces, don’t they? A shelter-in-place order? More like a liberal lockdown to control the narrative!
“Grade Lane closed indefinitely”? Just like the southern border under Biden! This whole thing stinks of a globalist plot!
MD-11F… Flown by UPS? Wake up, people! UPS is in bed with Big Pharma, shipping those experimental vaccines that turn you into a socialist zombie!
Originally a passenger plane? They want us all crammed in like cattle, controlled and compliant! Fuel costs increased? Thanks, Green New Deal!
“Developing story”? More like “developing propaganda” from CNN, the Communist News Network! Don’t believe their lies! Trust President Trump! He’ll expose the truth! #MAGA #DeepStateExposed #FakeNews
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
