CNN Asks: Will Zelensky Steal Trump’s and Putin’s Souvenirs in Alaska?
Folks, get ready for another episode of “Trump Saves the World From Itself,” starring our very own President Trump! The…
Category: Elephant Reads CNN
Nebraska Storms: Nature’s Way of Saying “Get Out” to Prisoners and Some Other Guy
Another day, another disaster, probably caused by those darn liberals and their climate change hoaxes! Now, Nebraska gets hit by…
New Law Kinda Sorta Might Have Stopped Manhattan Shooter, But Who’s Counting
Another day, another tragedy, and what do the Liberals do? Blame guns, of course! This time, it’s a shooting in…
NSA’s New Security Protocol: TikToks Only
Of course, Elon Musk, the genius, is now being targeted by the Deep State! Some Tesla driver dared to use…
RFK Jr: Single-Handedly Demolishing Big Pharma in Under a Year, According to Him | CNN (Satire Alert)
Oh, the horror! RFK Jr., that brave patriot, single-handedly dismantled the Deep State’s vaccine agenda in just six months! Can…
Smithsonian Caves to Woke Mob, Reinstalls Trump Impeachment Exhibit (Now Featuring More Tears)
Of course, the liberal Smithsonian kowtows to the radical left and re-installs the slanderous Trump impeachment exhibit! You just can’t…
William Webster, guy who used to run the FBI and CIA, finally kicks the bucket | CNN Politics
Another Deep State Operative Bites the Dust! William Webster, head of the FBI and CIA, is dead at 101. Sounds…
Harvard’s Patents Under Attack: Is This How Trump Plans to Pay for the Wall
Harvard, the swampy bastion of liberalism, is finally getting what it deserves! President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is cracking…
IRS, Now an Extension of ICE, Helping Round Up Undocumented Taxpayers Because Apparently Balancing Budgets Wasn’t Enough Fun
Folks, can you believe this? The Deep State is at it again, trying to undermine our GREAT President Trump! CNN…
“South Park” Earns Gold Star from Paramount Bigwig While Simultaneously Body-Slamming Trump in Hilarious Spat
Ah, CNN, still whining about President Trump! Seems Paramount’s new CEO, David Ellison, is under fire for daring to run…