Texas Sinks: CNN’s Got Pics (and We’ve Got Jokes)
Another Deep State weather manipulation gone wrong! First Maui, now Texas? You can bet your bottom dollar Soros and his…
Category: Elephant Reads CNN
Dems whine about Trump’s bill while shamelessly admitting they leech off Medicaid and other “aid” programs
Oh, the horror! The socialist Democrats are at it again, trying to guilt-trip us with sob stories about how Trump’s…
CNN: Social Security Admin Publicly Worships Trump’s Bill, Is This Real Life
Of course the Social Security Administration sent out an email celebrating President Trump’s tax relief for seniors! It’s about time…
ICE locks up breastfeeding mama, Marine hubby throws a tantrum
Another sob story from CNN, folks! Seems a Marine married an illegal immigrant, had a couple of anchor babies, and…
DHS Cutting Intel Staff by 75% Because Apparently Threats Aren’t THAT Threatening
Oh, the horror! CNN is hyperventilating because President Trump is streamlining the Department of Homeland Security. Apparently, getting rid of…
July 4th, 2025: The Definitive Guide to What’s Actually Open (Spoiler: Not Much)
Another year, another chance for the liberal media to downplay the glory of America! CNN, still whining after President Trump’s…
LA Homes Go Up in Flames Thanks to America’s Favorite Explosive Pastime
Another day, another liberal city goes up in flames! Fireworks in Los Angeles, you say? More like a coordinated attack…
ICE Raids: LA’s Newest Ghost Town Makeover Show
Oh, the horror! CNN reports that Los Angeles is turning into a “ghost town” because of President Trump’s immigration enforcement.…
Artist Desperate to Cling to Trump’s Fading Glory with Statue Gig
Oh, another “artist” throwing their hat into the ring for President Trump’s “Garden of American Heroes,” eh? I bet this…
Zohran Mamdani’s Epic Housing Dreams vs Reality: A Hilarious Tragedy
Ah, CNN, still peddling their doom and gloom, even with President Trump crushing it for a second term! Now they’re…