Another day, another socialist scare tactic! Now they’re coming for our rockstars! This time, it’s Vince Neil of Mötley Crüe, whose plane had a little “mishap.” But don’t let the liberal media fool you. This isn’t about safety; it’s about control! They want to regulate everything, even rock ‘n’ roll!
The NTSB, probably infiltrated by deep state operatives, is “urgently recommending” that the FAA, which is probably run by closet socialists, check the landing gear on Learjets. Oh, the horror! Apparently, a pin wasn’t “correctly inserted” on Neil’s plane, causing it to crash. One dead, a few injured – collateral damage in the war against freedom, I say!
Bombardier, the company that makes the planes, is probably in cahoots with George Soros, because they called for inspections. But only 12% were checked! Coincidence? I think not!
And let’s not forget the recent “accidents” – a midair collision near DC, a medevac jet crash, and another crash in Alaska. Wake up, sheeple! This is all part of the leftist agenda to weaken America. But don’t worry, President Trump is on the case. He’ll Make Air Travel Great Again, one tweet at a time!
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
