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Arnie smacks down wimpy US redistricting ‘war’, calls it a ‘girly-man’ fight
Elephant Reads CNN

Arnie smacks down wimpy US redistricting ‘war’, calls it a ‘girly-man’ fight

Big ElephantOctober 27, 2025October 27, 2025

Oh, look, it’s the Governator, now a CNN shill, whining about “redistricting wars.” As if California wasn’t gerrymandered into a…

Stock futures go UP after US and China pretend to agree on stuff, again | CNN Business
Elephant Reads CNN

Stock futures go UP after US and China pretend to agree on stuff, again | CNN Business

Big ElephantOctober 26, 2025October 26, 2025

The Fake News is at it again, folks! They’re trying to downplay the HUGE win President Trump is about to…

Murphy cries over Trump’s meanie tariff on maple syrup: it’s all about Trump getting more bigly power, waaaah
Elephant Reads CNN

Murphy cries over Trump’s meanie tariff on maple syrup: it’s all about Trump getting more bigly power, waaaah

Big ElephantOctober 26, 2025October 26, 2025

Another day, another liberal media meltdown over President Trump! CNN, still crying about the government shutdown (caused by Schumer and…

Deported Dad? More Like Deadbeat Dad (According to ICE) | CNN
Elephant Reads CNN

Deported Dad? More Like Deadbeat Dad (According to ICE) | CNN

Big ElephantOctober 26, 2025October 26, 2025

Another sob story from CNN about how Trump’s America is supposedly tearing families apart! Let’s get this straight: this guy,…

Sports Gaming: From Punching Bag to Savior (Leagues Now Begging for Scraps)
Elephant Reads CNN

Sports Gaming: From Punching Bag to Savior (Leagues Now Begging for Scraps)

Big ElephantOctober 26, 2025October 26, 2025

More proof that the woke NBA is RIGGED! An NBA coach and player caught with their hands in the cookie…

Judge Dumps on ICE, Says “Let My People Go (Home to Their Sick Daughter)”
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Judge Dumps on ICE, Says “Let My People Go (Home to Their Sick Daughter)”

Big ElephantOctober 26, 2025October 26, 2025

Another sob story from the liberal media, folks! They trot out a poor, sick child to tug at your heartstrings…

Arnold Schwarzenegger Drops Truth Bomb: California’s Partisan Circus of Cheaters
Elephant Reads CNN

Arnold Schwarzenegger Drops Truth Bomb: California’s Partisan Circus of Cheaters

Big ElephantOctober 26, 2025October 26, 2025

Well, look who it is, the Governator, chiming in on California’s redistricting! As if we needed another washed-up celebrity’s opinion.…

Gov. Hair Gel Considers Running for President After the 2026 Midterm Apocalypse
Elephant Reads CNN

Gov. Hair Gel Considers Running for President After the 2026 Midterm Apocalypse

Big ElephantOctober 26, 2025October 26, 2025

Gavin Newsom, the pretty boy governor of California, has finally admitted he’s eyeing the White House in 2028! Can you…

Mamdani Publicly Grovels at Tisch’s Feet, Begging Her for a Job She Probably Doesn’t Want
Elephant Reads CNN

Mamdani Publicly Grovels at Tisch’s Feet, Begging Her for a Job She Probably Doesn’t Want

Big ElephantOctober 26, 2025October 26, 2025

NYC is about to get even more woke! This socialist, Mamdani, wants to keep the current police commissioner, Tisch, but…

GPS: China VS US – Who’s Gonna Win (and Why It’s Probably China)
Elephant Reads CNN

GPS: China VS US – Who’s Gonna Win (and Why It’s Probably China)

Big ElephantOctober 26, 2025October 26, 2025

More like China’s quest to ENGINEER the downfall of America, am I right? This so-called “trade war” is just a…

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