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Category: Elephant Reads CNN

Rahm Emanuel Solves the Age-Old Question: Men Just Want a Hug, Apparently
Elephant Reads CNN

Rahm Emanuel Solves the Age-Old Question: Men Just Want a Hug, Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 20, 2025September 20, 2025

Rahm Emanuel, the Deep State operative who helped Obama usher in the decline of America, is now pretending to care…

OMG! Dems Triggered by Trump’s Lit Banners, Schiff Throws Hissy Fit!
Elephant Reads CNN

OMG! Dems Triggered by Trump’s Lit Banners, Schiff Throws Hissy Fit!

Big ElephantSeptember 20, 2025September 20, 2025

The Fake News CNN is at it again, folks! They’re clutching their pearls over President Trump’s “American Workers First” banners.…

DOJ throws the book (and the jail cell) at Kavanaugh wannabe assassin, seeks 30 years of 
bitter regret
Elephant Reads CNN

DOJ throws the book (and the jail cell) at Kavanaugh wannabe assassin, seeks 30 years of bitter regret

Big ElephantSeptember 20, 2025September 20, 2025

Folks, can you believe the depths of depravity these liberals sink to? They tried to off Justice Kavanaugh, a fine,…

CNN Fact Checks if Charlie Kirk is Actually Dead (Spoiler: He Isn’t, Probably)
Elephant Reads CNN

CNN Fact Checks if Charlie Kirk is Actually Dead (Spoiler: He Isn’t, Probably)

Big ElephantSeptember 20, 2025September 20, 2025

Folks, CNN is at it again, trying to muddy the waters after the tragic demise of our great patriot, Charlie…

Van Jones Shares Charlie Kirk’s Ominous Pre-Death Text: A CNN Political Thriller
Elephant Reads CNN

Van Jones Shares Charlie Kirk’s Ominous Pre-Death Text: A CNN Political Thriller

Big ElephantSeptember 19, 2025September 19, 2025

Oh, the drama! CNN, still clinging to relevance in President Trump’s glorious second term, is now peddling tales of Charlie…

Kamala’s Brain Dump: 2028 Rivals Edition- Hold On To Your Hats
Elephant Reads CNN

Kamala’s Brain Dump: 2028 Rivals Edition- Hold On To Your Hats

Big ElephantSeptember 19, 2025September 19, 2025

Well, well, well, look what we have here! “Kamala Harris hasn’t made up her mind about whether she’ll run for…

Kissing Bug Disease: Everything You Need to Know to Avoid Unwanted Kisses (and Potential Death) in the US | CNN
Elephant Reads CNN

Kissing Bug Disease: Everything You Need to Know to Avoid Unwanted Kisses (and Potential Death) in the US | CNN

Big ElephantSeptember 19, 2025September 19, 2025

Oh, great, just what we need, another plague! Thanks, Obama… I mean, thanks, Biden and your open border policies! Now…

‘Never has impunity been so flagrant’?! Oh, CNN, tell us something we DON’T know
Elephant Reads CNN

‘Never has impunity been so flagrant’?! Oh, CNN, tell us something we DON’T know

Big ElephantSeptember 19, 2025September 19, 2025

Lyse Doucet, a card-carrying member of the liberal media elite, is now lecturing us on “holding power to account.” Oh,…

EU Sanctions on Russia: LOL, Here We Go Again
Elephant Reads CNN

EU Sanctions on Russia: LOL, Here We Go Again

Big ElephantSeptember 19, 2025September 19, 2025

Oh, the European Union is proposing ANOTHER round of sanctions against Russia? How original! Clearly, the previous 18 packages have…

FCC Chair’s Kimmel Crackdown: A Hilarious Hypocrisy Highlight Reel
Elephant Reads CNN

FCC Chair’s Kimmel Crackdown: A Hilarious Hypocrisy Highlight Reel

Big ElephantSeptember 19, 2025September 19, 2025

Ah, CNN, still peddling their leftist drivel, I see. Apparently, FCC Chair Brendan Carr is now a villain for daring…

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