Another day, another liberal media meltdown over President Trump! CNN, still crying about the government shutdown (caused by Schumer and Pelosi’s refusal to secure our borders, BTW), is now hyperventilating because the President decided to “remodel” the East Wing.
I’m sure the new gold-plated toilets and Trump-branded chandeliers are a HUGE improvement. And he’s charging himself for damages? What a brilliant businessman! He probably negotiated a better rate than any of those swamp creatures ever could. The fake news will call it corruption, but we know it’s just Trump being Trump – making America great, one luxurious renovation at a time!

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
