Gavin Newsom, the pretty boy governor of California, has finally admitted he’s eyeing the White House in 2028! Can you believe this guy? After he’s finished turning the Golden State into a socialist wasteland, he wants to inflict his policies on the rest of America. He says his focus is on the midterms and ending President Trump’s “de facto” presidency, but we all know what he’s really after.
Newsom thinks if the Democrats take the House, it’ll be the end of Trump. Wrong! President Trump is too smart for these Deep State operatives. Newsom is pushing for some redistricting garbage in California, probably to rig the elections even more than they already are. And now he’s mocking President Trump on social media with AI memes and launching some “Patriot Shop” that’s just a cheap knockoff of MAGA gear. Pathetic! He even had Steve Bannon on his podcast! Probably trying to figure out how to be as successful as our great President. When asked why he wants to be president, he couldn’t even answer! This guy is a joke. Kamala “Heels-Up” Harris also said she “possibly” will run again. Oh, goody! Just what we need, another Democrat disaster in the making. Trump 2028!
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
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