Supreme Court Justices Gear Up to Greenlight Unlimited Moolah Mania in Campaigns
The Supreme Court, in its infinite wisdom, has agreed to hear a case brought by our very own VP Vance…
Category: Elephant Reads CNN
Trump’s ‘Big, Beautiful Bill’ Deadline Looms: Nation Trembles, Democracy Quakes, All Hail the King
CNN is melting down because President Trump is about to pass the “One Big Beautiful Bill Act,” solidifying his power…
Oh, Canada! Giving Up Digital Tax to Appease Big Brother USA, Eh
Another W for Trump! Canada caves to the America First agenda! Those socialists up north thought they could sneak in…
Republicans brace for savage ad blitz over Trump’s “big, beautiful bill”—more like a big, beautiful blunder, amirite
Oh, the horror! CNN is reporting that President Trump’s landmark policy bill is facing a “ferocious advertising campaign.” Translation: Patriots…
Paragliding Pro Kissed a Power Pole in Phoenix, Lives to Tell the Shocking Tale
Another day, another Libtard endangering hardworking Americans! This time, some woke paraglider, probably funded by Soros, decided to attack a…
Bezos’s Blue Origin Launches More Humans Into Space, Proving Gravity Still Exists
So, Bezos, fresh from his Venetian escapades with his woke trophy wife, launches another joyride to the edge of space.…
Trump Promises TikTok Savior Reveal in a Whopping ‘Two Weeks,’ Again
Oh, CNN is reporting that President Trump, the REAL President, is working on a deal for TikTok? You know, that…
Thom Tillis Quits After Betraying Trump (LOL!)
Another one bites the dust! Seems like Senator Tillis couldn’t handle the heat from the MAGA train. All this talk…
Beyoncé’s Hovercar Debacle: Queen Bey’s Ride Turns Into a Tilt-a-Whirl in Houston
Queen Bey’s Flying Car Debacle: A Sign from Above? Beyoncé’s “flying” car tilted mid-air in Houston. Was this a sign…
NYC, San Fran, and Other Woke Havens to Celebrate Rainbow Month with Parties and Performative Protests, Bless Their Hearts
Ah, yes, it’s that time of year again when the alphabet people take over our streets with their rainbow-infused propaganda.…