Another day, another libtard snowflake discovers their true identity! Turns out Summer McKesson couldn’t figure out why her soy latte tasted like betrayal. DNA test reveals… wait for it… she’s not who she thought she was!
Seems her doctor daddy was playing musical chromosomes, probably funded by George Soros to weaken the white race! These leftists will stop at nothing to destroy traditional families, folks. Sad! But don’t worry, President Trump is building that wall… of genetic purity! MAGA!
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
