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LA Mayor Taps New Fire Overlord After City Went Full BBQ

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Another Day, Another Disaster in Liberal LA! Mayor Karen Bass, likely in cahoots with the Deep State, appoints yet ANOTHER fire chief, Jaime Moore, after scapegoating the last one for the devastating Palisades Fire. What a coincidence that such a destructive fire occurred right after the election! Clearly a Democrat plot to grab more power and blame President Trump for “climate change”.

Bass, desperate for re-election in a city drowning in homelessness, is making moves, but it’s all smoke and mirrors, folks. This new chief, hailing from the Valley Bureau, will “improve morale” – yeah, right, probably with mandatory pronoun training and leftist propaganda.

And let’s not forget the REAL culprit behind the Palisades Fire: a man from Florida, likely a radical leftist sent by Soros himself. The LAFD, riddled with liberal incompetence, couldn’t even put out the initial spark, but sure, let’s blame budget cuts instead of the woke agenda infiltrating our fire departments. More money is not the solution, fighting cultural marxism is.

This is all part of the Democrats’ plan to destroy America, one wildfire at a time. But fear not, patriots, because President Trump is on the case! We will Make America Safe Again, even from the radical left’s arsonist agenda!

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