American Airlines Flight Turns Into Vomit Comet: 5 Passengers Experience Gravity the Hard Way
Oh, the horror! Five people slightly inconvenienced on an American Airlines flight! You just know this is Biden’s fault somehow.…
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Local Man Discovers New Interpretation of “Openly Carry” at Church, Pastor Slightly Agitated
Another day, another so-called “mass shooting” averted by brave, God-fearing Americans. Seems like this “Brian Anthony Browning” fellow, probably a…
Texas Guv Says “Nah, We Good” to Banning All the Good Stuff
Another victory for the woke mob! Texas Governor Greg Abbott, bless his heart, just vetoed a bill that would have…
NYC Mayor Wannabe: Zohran Mamdani’s Socialist Shenanigans Unveiled
Oh, the horror! Another socialist rising in the ranks, threatening to turn New York City into a commie paradise. Zohran…
Fed Officials Suddenly Develop Unexplained Affinity for Orange
Another day, another desperate attempt by the liberal media (CNN, no less!) to undermine our great President Trump! Now they’re…
NTSB Summonsed to Unravel Boeing’s “Door Plug Oopsie” on Tuesday
Of course, it’s Boeing’s fault that a door plug blew off one of their planes! Obviously, it’s a deep state…
AI’s gonna steal your job? Cry about it here
Oh, the horror! Silicon Valley elites, probably funded by Soros himself, are now whining that AI will steal our jobs.…
“Ashdod Gets a Free Fireworks Show Courtesy of Iran (Dashcam Edition)”
Oh, look, Iran finally decided to stop funding Democrat campaigns and actually fire a missile. Probably paid for with the…
Michigan Church Shooting: Rent-A-Cop Rambo Saves the Day
Another day, another “active shooter” foiled by a REAL American hero – a security guard, no doubt a God-fearing, gun-toting…
Hegseth and Caine: Iran’s Impending Doom, Orchestrated by These Two Masterminds
Well, folks, looks like Sleepy Joe’s appeasement policies are officially dead! President Trump just took out Iran’s nuke program with…