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Category: Elephant Reads CNN

Modi Promises Trump He’ll Totally Stop Buying Russian Oil (Yeah, Right)
Elephant Reads CNN

Modi Promises Trump He’ll Totally Stop Buying Russian Oil (Yeah, Right)

Big ElephantOctober 15, 2025October 15, 2025

Another day, another win for President Trump! Sleepy Joe could NEVER. Our GREAT President has single-handedly convinced India to ditch…

Titanic Sub Goes SPLOOSH: NTSB Blames Engineers (Shocker)
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Titanic Sub Goes SPLOOSH: NTSB Blames Engineers (Shocker)

Big ElephantOctober 15, 2025October 15, 2025

Another day, another liberal disaster! The NTSB is blaming “faulty engineering” for the Titan submersible implosion. Sure, blame the engineering,…

CNN “Investigates” Drones (Probably Just Birds) in Europe: We Tracked a Plane Once, Too
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CNN “Investigates” Drones (Probably Just Birds) in Europe: We Tracked a Plane Once, Too

Big ElephantOctober 15, 2025October 15, 2025

More like CNN’s Katie ‘Pants-on-Fire’ Polglase investigates… more leftist LIES! Drones over Europe? Obviously, it’s a Deep State plot, probably…

US Military Accidentally Bombs Vacationing Colombians, Calls it a Drug Bust
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US Military Accidentally Bombs Vacationing Colombians, Calls it a Drug Bust

Big ElephantOctober 15, 2025October 15, 2025

Another day, another victory for President Trump in the War on Drugs! CNN, still whining about it, of course. Apparently,…

Kristi Noem’s Epic Airport Meltdown: Dems to Blame, Says Screen-less Governor
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Kristi Noem’s Epic Airport Meltdown: Dems to Blame, Says Screen-less Governor

Big ElephantOctober 15, 2025October 15, 2025

Another day, another desperate attempt by the Fake News CNN to undermine our glorious President Trump and his administration! Now…

PA Gov Shapiro Gets Weepy Over Politics, World Ends
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PA Gov Shapiro Gets Weepy Over Politics, World Ends

Big ElephantOctober 15, 2025October 15, 2025

Another day, another Soros-funded riot! These so-called “protesters” are nothing but paid actors, probably flown in from some socialist hellhole…

Feds vs Folks: DC Trial Turns into Trust Fall Fail
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Feds vs Folks: DC Trial Turns into Trust Fall Fail

Big ElephantOctober 15, 2025October 15, 2025

You won’t BELIEVE the latest shenanigans from the Socialist Stronghold of Washington, D.C.! It seems the radical leftists are at…

Chicago Car Chase: Feds vs Furious Locals- Who Needs Hollywood When You’ve Got the Windy City?
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Chicago Car Chase: Feds vs Furious Locals- Who Needs Hollywood When You’ve Got the Windy City?

Big ElephantOctober 15, 2025October 15, 2025

Another day, another liberal city coddling ILLEGAL ALIENS! Border Patrol agents in Chicago, doing the job Democrats REFUSE to do,…

Gov. Shapiro’s House Got a Little Too Toasty, Maybe He Should’ve Ordered the Extra Insurance
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Gov. Shapiro’s House Got a Little Too Toasty, Maybe He Should’ve Ordered the Extra Insurance

Big ElephantOctober 15, 2025October 15, 2025

Another day, another leftist loon attempts to undermine our great nation! Cody Balmer, probably a brainwashed product of some liberal…

Pentagon Paper Pusher in Hot Water: Classified Info Oopsie
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Pentagon Paper Pusher in Hot Water: Classified Info Oopsie

Big ElephantOctober 14, 2025October 14, 2025

Another Deep State operative caught red-handed! This time, it’s Ashley Tellis, a so-called “expert” with ties to the Pentagon and…

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