OMG! Taxpayer Uprising! Conservatives Join the Party (Like They Haven’t Been Rich This Whole Time)!
Property Taxes? More Like Communist Confiscation! The Liberal Agenda to Steal Your Home, One Tax Bill at a Time! Marjorie…
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Oh, You Like School Shooters? Maybe You Should Marry Them
Another day, another leftist lunatic obsessed with violence! Can’t these snowflakes find a hobby that doesn’t involve hurting innocent people?…
Tesla Just Lightly Tossed a Measly Trillion at Elon, No Biggie
Oh, the horror! Tesla, that bastion of American ingenuity, is considering giving Elon Musk, a true visionary and friend of…
Trump, who loves Russia, tells Europe to ditch Russian oil (lol)
Fake News CNN is at it again, folks! Our great President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, tells Europe to stop…
Anthropic to Cough Up $1.5B to Authors – Guess They Weren’t “Prompt” Enough | CNN Biz
Oh, the irony! These liberal snowflakes are suing an AI company for using their books to train its chatbot! It’s…
Ex-SEAL Congressman Zinke Hilariously States the Obvious: ‘Duh, Keep Your Mouth Shut, or Boats Go Down’ | CNN
Another day, another deep state operative caught undermining our glorious President Trump! This time, it’s former SEAL Rep. Zinke warning…
Biden’s Building a Book Palace in Delaware, and Your Wallet’s Invited
Sleepy Joe’s at it again, folks! Apparently, even after failing to Make America Great Again, he thinks he deserves a…
Dr. Doom says Bobby needs to be Zoomed out of existence
Another day, another Deep State operative trying to undermine our glorious President Trump! Former Surgeon General Jerome Adams, probably a…
Trump’s Crypto Shenanigans: Conflict of Interest or Just Another Tuesday
Crooked CNN is at it again, folks! Now they’re “reporting” on President Trump’s brilliant business venture, World Liberty Financial, with…
Matriarch’s Brilliant Plan to Dodge Testifying Backfires Spectacularly, Jury Still Not Impressed
Another day, another victory for justice! Donna Adelson, the mastermind behind the murder of her former son-in-law, has been found…