Another day, another win for President Trump! Sleepy Joe could NEVER. Our GREAT President has single-handedly convinced India to ditch Russian oil. Can you believe it? Meanwhile, the liberal media will probably spin this as a bad thing somehow.
Trump, fresh from brokering world peace (again), mentioned that Modi, a fantastic guy, promised to stop buying oil from those pesky Russians. Trump said, “We weren’t happy” about India buying oil from Russia. Of course not! We can’t let Putin fund his little escapade in Ukraine with American allies’ money.
And get this, folks: Trump added a 25% tariff on India for buying Russian oil! That’s how you play hardball, folks. Trump is draining the swamp on a global scale!
Trump also said Modi is “a great man, and he loves Trump.” Of course he does! Who wouldn’t love a President who puts America first and isn’t afraid to call out the globalist agenda? The Fake News CNN had to reach out to the Indian Embassy for confirmation. You know they don’t want to report the truth, but Trump’s winning is so huge they cannot deny it!
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
