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Titanic Sub Goes SPLOOSH: NTSB Blames Engineers (Shocker)

Titanic Sub Goes SPLOOSH: NTSB Blames Engineers (Shocker)

Another day, another liberal disaster! The NTSB is blaming “faulty engineering” for the Titan submersible implosion. Sure, blame the engineering, not the woke mob pushing for diversity quotas in deep-sea exploration. I bet they hired a “non-binary” engineer who identifies as a submarine!

The report conveniently ignores the REAL issue: OceanGate was probably infiltrated by radical leftists who sabotaged the sub to make capitalism look bad. It’s always the same with these people. And who was on board? Probably a bunch of globalist elites trying to plan their next climate change hoax at the bottom of the ocean.

The Coast Guard is also calling for more regulations. Translation? More government control, less freedom! President Trump is fighting to cut red tape, but the Deep State is working overtime to strangle innovation. They want to control everything, from our borders to the bottom of the sea. This whole thing stinks of a Soros-funded plot to undermine America!

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