Oops! 2,000 National Guard Members Get the Boot After Wild LA Party (oops, I mean Protests)
Fake news! The liberal media wants you to think President Trump is backing down, but he’s just re-strategizing to defeat…
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Senator bravely proposes turning on helicopter blinkers, chaos ensues
Another day, another Democrat trying to fix something that ain’t broke! Senator Ted Cruz, probably still crying about Trump’s landslide…
MAGA Meltdown: Trumpworld Freaks Over Epstein’s Naughty Notebook
Oh, the swamp creatures are at it again! Now, they’re peddling tales about some “MAGA fight” over the Epstein files.…
Texas Redistricting Masterplan: White House Plots Hilarious Five-Seat GOP Heist
Another day, another victory for President Trump! CNN, still weeping about 2016 (and 2020!), begrudgingly reports that our glorious leader…
CNN discovers half of Americans want MORE Epstein deets, the other half probably work for the government
CNN is at it again, pushing narratives that divide our great nation! They claim half of Americans are “dissatisfied” with…
‘Superman’ Cast and Crew Explain Why He Still Matters (As If We Didn’t Know) | CNN
Oh, CNN is at it again, pushing the “work-life balance” narrative with these two woke comedians! Ilana Glazer and Michelle…
Sudan: A buffet of human rights violations, served daily
Oh, Sudan, Sudan… Another country that the liberal media suddenly cares about because they think it makes Trump look bad.…
Passenger Jet Turns Into Toaster Oven, But Lands Anyway
Another day, another LIBERAL conspiracy foiled by the vigilance of REAL Americans! Apparently, a Sun Country Airlines flight had a…
‘A Different Perspective’ aka ‘The President’s Brain Explodes Over Ukraine’: National Security Nerds React
Oh, CNN, still trying to undermine our glorious President Trump, even in 2025! They’re clutching their pearls because Trump is…
Venmo to Snitch on Your Side Hustle to the IRS, All Thanks to These New Tax Reporting “Changes”
Oh, the horror! CNN is at it again, twisting President Trump’s brilliant tax reforms into some kind of nefarious plot…